Just had a $70 pizza 🍕

1. 2022-08-09 at 3 PM UTC

   #21
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   5 dollar pizza and a bag of drugs literally sounds more productive than what u do with ur money fona
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   • Bradley
2. 2022-08-09 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Rubbish, I'm with Onion on this one…he could have bought a glass ant farm for $50 (leaving $20 for a pizza) and then had HOURS of entertainment watching the ants come and go.
   
   So dumb.

   
   im gonna buy an ant farm. any recommendation?
3. 2022-08-09 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   im buying 5 dab carts as soon as i get out of here i think
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4. 2022-08-09 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley im gonna buy an ant farm. any recommendation?

   
   https://www.amazon.com/AntHouse-Natural-Sand-Acrylic-Starter/dp/B07ZD8PHGT/ref=asc_df_B07ZD8PHGT/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=598359511136&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17403352178759544930&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027655&hvtargid=pla-878916549571&psc=1
5. 2022-08-09 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is it an ant farm because you're farming ants or because the thing is a farm and the ants are the farmers?
6. 2022-08-10 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Is it an ant farm because you're farming ants or because the thing is a farm and the ants are the farmers?

   
   It doesn't have to be a choice...
7. 2022-08-10 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol ok so which is it then so I don't have to choose.
8. 2022-08-10 at 12:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's both, You can farm the ants (to use as a spicy topping on $70 pizzas) while the ants themselves farm the land.
   
   Same with bees, you farm the bees for their honey, they farm the flowers for their nectar and pollen.
   
   Symbiosis is a beautiful thing...except when it's ugly.
9. 2022-08-10 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I could be a normal guy and just ask Jeeves but I like to give folks around here the opportunity to feel smart and important
10. 2022-08-10 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I could be a normal guy and just ask Jeeves but I like to give folks around here the opportunity to feel smart and important

    
    Thoughtful and handsome.
11. 2022-08-10 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ive never seen an ant being born or have sex and in fact if I can find my lighter, I'm gonna spend the entire day getting high and learning everything possible that there is to know about ants
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12. 2022-08-10 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ ive never seen an ant being born or have sex and in fact if I can find my lighter, I'm gonna spend the entire day getting high and learning everything possible that there is to know about ants

    
    That's because you don't own an ant farm...if you did you'd witness those things and more...
13. 2022-08-10 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You have no idea what I do or don't own. I could own dozens of ant farms and maybe just don't pay attention to them like that guy who thought it was cool to own dogs so he just bought a bunch of dogs and left them in his yard and didn't do anything with them and they died of starvation
14. 2022-08-10 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You have no idea what I do or don't own. I could own dozens of ant farms and maybe just don't pay attention to them like that guy who thought it was cool to own dogs so he just bought a bunch of dogs and left them in his yard and didn't do anything with them and they died of starvation

    
    It's ok to be ant farm free...it's a problem sure but one that can be easily solved without having a meltdown.
15. 2022-08-10 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What are we talking about? I'm having a midlife crisis and will be purchasing no less than 400 ant farms today
16. 2022-08-10 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Over compensating, I've seen it a million times...
17. 2022-08-10 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ What are we talking about? I'm having a midlife crisis and will be purchasing no less than 400 ant farms today

    
    Breed a bunch of fire ants and let them loose in a government building
18. 2022-08-10 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I also just pre-ordered a 9000 foot tall Christmas tree for this year am I doing it right? OMG my family is gonna be so impressed
19. 2022-08-10 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ I also just pre-ordered a 9000 foot tall Christmas tree for this year am I doing it right? OMG my family is gonna be so impressed

    
    Grow mushrooms, that's what I'm thinking of doing
20. 2022-08-10 at 1:15 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Grow mushrooms, that's what I'm thinking of doing

    
    Mushroom grow kit...Order along with the ant farm
    
    https://www.amazon.com/Mushroom-Monotub-Home-Inflatable-Grow/dp/B09XWZGXH5/ref=sr_1_16?crid=B318N823LTKJ&keywords=mushroom+grow+kit&qid=1660137235&sprefix=mushroom+grow+kit%2Caps%2C96&sr=8-16