I can't do this anymore

1. 2022-07-08 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   Contract finished
2. 2022-07-08 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Do they send you a free Uber eats shirt when you quit after your 10 millionth order?
3. 2022-07-08 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
   on good terms i hope
4. 2022-07-08 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Is it like this?
   
   If so call 800-273-8255
5. 2022-07-08 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #5
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I only said that because I care.
6. 2022-07-16 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Another goodbye thread lol
7. 2022-08-09 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   RIP To that fat piece of shit paul wozny aka Totse2k1 aka Quick Mix Ready aka Black Lives Madders aka Beige Warlock aka Lodger Free
   
   Folks you know when you're a loser when you have to keep making good bye threads and new accounts cuz you keep getting doxxed as a pedohpile that Bradley knew in Prison.
8. 2022-08-09 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   He died
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
9. 2022-08-09 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I wonder if it was from the sedintary lifestyle, working as a fast food taxi driver (and ordering a snack at each pick up), or the CURSE I PUT ON HIM WITH THE POWER OF TRIANGLES AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL.