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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung Aldra's favorite band is KISS.

    If I saw those guys when I was younger, I'd probably be scared seeing their painted faces.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung Aldra's favorite band is KISS.

    the carnival j'ews? why
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    going to bed ,, gotta get to work early tomorrow
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT going to bed ,, gotta get to work early tomorrow

    Good, get the hell outta here ol man. The Internet is not for boomers after 7pm.
  5. I'm a master of ginger
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I'm a master of ginger

    I didn't know you were cf but I have to say I like shudo I have found this alt and your jokes very funny. I'm also easily amused but ... Meh
  7. CandyRein Black Hole


    About to wheel down to lunch break 💙
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's kinda crazy your old folks home has wood laminate floors. Ones ive seen almost always concrete or tile. Looks homier
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I'm a master of ginger

    I went outside last week and my baby mom appeared to have thrown a massive Patrick starfish piece of ginger in the direction of the compost pile. I've never discussed ginger with her and bought it along time ago and stashed it somewhere so I like to think she thought it was a parsnip or sponge that grew like a chia pet
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    speaking of old folks you can always go to a megachurch sit in the back find the rich elderly couples wearing fancy jediels and reeking of literal frankincense and myrrh

    wait til le serviecceaux is over and follow them to their car and follow them home.

    MURDER THEM IN THEIR OWN OVEN

    jk just have a letter that you wrote already that says "hi I'm Wren I'm so sorry to bother you I was praying today and God told me to put this letter here He said you would hear my struggles and gift me financially as I've fallen upon hard times. Please pray and ask God to tell you... He will, Oh how he surely will! Please just leave ten thousand dollars cash in your mailbox to tonight as God has instructed me to tell you, as His will instructs to be done, lest you be damned to hell for all of time. Oh how I am so blessed to have had this letter find you just in time. I will die by the end of the week if I don't receive this holy money. Thank you so and God bless your precious lifesaving soul."

    Or you could just wear a mask and gloves and go knock on their door when they answer rob em at gunpoint in their own home and burn them alive or don't (dealers choice) also be sure to have them get on the ww internet and transfer all their money to your OFFSHORE ZEBRA account based in Zimbabwe. Wear all black. EASY
  11. CandyRein Black Hole


    On Instagram....Playboi Carti lookin like a whole demon at this concert 😭😆
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    On Instagram….Playboi Carti lookin like a whole demon at this concert 😭😆

    I know a Pakistani girl who is obsessed with that guy. It's weird, because she lives in Pakistan. But she is also a Shia, so it makes sense, in a way.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol I've never seen a demon is that what they look like?
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I know a Pakistani girl who is obsessed with that guy. It's weird, because she lives in Pakistan. But she is also a Shia, so it makes sense, in a way.

    He seems to have quite the fan base .. even has a kid with Iggy Azalea...odd couple I thought
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
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    Last hour ... eowww!
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  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein He seems to have quite the fan base .. even has a kid with Iggy Azalea…odd couple I thought

    Makes sense, but generally Pakistanis don't listen to their music. I met her on Twitter though, so she probably got exposed to that kind of music (American rap isn't generally a thing over there). Iggy is white isn't she?
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I know a Pakistani girl who is obsessed with that guy. It's weird, because she lives in Pakistan. But she is also a Shia, so it makes sense, in a way.

    I didn't think pakistan had many Shia. Does it make sense to you because Shia have some wild cultural practices?
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I didn't think pakistan had many Shia. Does it make sense to you because Shia have some wild cultural practices?

    Around 25% of Pakistan's population is Shia. These guys usually simp for Iran (and they were the reason why Pakistan initially had a lot of covid-19 numbers after some of these came back from Iran which was hit quite hard by covid-19). Some people claim that the founder of Pakistan, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, was a Shia. But that he did not mention it because of political reasons. Others claim he was Shia but later became Sunni. Who knows. And it makes sense because Shia tend to be liberal. They usually don't wear a headscarf and just seem to be more irreligious than religious.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Makes sense, but generally Pakistanis don't listen to their music. I met her on Twitter though, so she probably got exposed to that kind of music (American rap isn't generally a thing over there). Iggy is white isn't she?

    Yes Iggy was supposed to be the great white hope who would dethrone Nicki as rap queen ..but it never happened.. I actually like her music tho surprisingly..she has some good songs to me
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Yes Iggy was supposed to be the great white hope who would dethrone Nicki as rap queen ..but it never happened.. I actually like her music tho surprisingly..she has some good songs to me

    Does it really come as a surprise to anyone though? I don't think white girls can out-rap black girls.
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