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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    thought it was a ketamine analog ... u looking tho??????
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is your favorite song "galway girl" by Ed Sheeran? Is it cultural appropriation?

    Are u trying to be edgy and imply you're gonna kill yourself? KCL won't do that on its own. Is Mik really a Doc? Do they just let anyone into Irish med school? If so, why don't you go? I spilled Gatorade on my bed, should I clean it or just cover it up? How interested in LGBTQ rights are you? Are you removing your skin? What do you think a nightmare would be like for a turtle? If raccoons roamed around during the day do you think they would be the dominant scavenger? Do you do kegals? Have you ever been in a real physical fight? Did it turn you on? Post a pic ofnyour sisters kid and we will decide if it looks evil or not DORIS
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  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    Bring us Mik!@
  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Is your favorite song "galway girl" by Ed Sheeran? Is it cultural appropriation?

    Are u trying to be edgy and imply you're gonna kill yourself? KCL won't do that on its own. Is Mik really a Doc? Do they just let anyone into Irish med school? If so, why don't you go? I spilled Gatorade on my bed, should I clean it or just cover it up? How interested in LGBTQ rights are you? Are you removing your skin? What do you think a nightmare would be like for a turtle? If raccoons roamed around during the day do you think they would be the dominant scavenger? Do you do kegals? Have you ever been in a real physical fight? Did it turn you on? Post a pic ofnyour sisters kid and we will decide if it looks evil or not DORIS

    I don't like that galway girl song but used to be able to sing it in irish, they made us. I managed to escape church at the gaeltacht tho, said I was atheist, people thought I was weird for that but I wanted a lie-in not brainwashing. I don't want to go to med school that sounds like hell. Idk what a raccoon does.
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what a raccoon does.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fucking raccoons, how do they work?
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  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A nightmare for a turtle would be it could be able to fly and it's super duper happy yayyy I can fly now

    And it swims to the surface of the water and propels into the air yayyy I'm a turtle yayyy I'm flying

    but then it loses its ability to fly and it drops down and falls to it's shell-side landing extremely painfully upside down cracking its shell and breaking it's neck

    So it's just there sitting there paralyzed staring up at the sky and the only thing nearby are insects many many insects who catch wind of the broken turtle and all start surrounding it preparing for a lavish feast with all of their friends and family and the turtle is sad knows it's gonna die a slow painful death

    But then oh woah miraculously it can seddenly fly again and it gets a huge surge of adrenaline and relief overwhelmed with the joy of knowing he's gonna narrowly escape a horrifying death and right as the first line of bugs are starting to crawl into it it summons it's flying power but then it remembers it's paralyzed and the only reason it thought it could fly was because of the traumatic brain injury it suffered when it fell from the sky the first time, also causing it to think it had been flying by itself, it's memory having been erased of the fact that it had just been picked up by an eagle who lost it's grip mid-flight which sent the little turtle plummeting to it's painful motionless state

    And then all the bugs eat him over the course of the next few days maybe even weeks and they savor every bite and really take their time
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't like that galway girl song but used to be able to sing it in irish, they made us. I managed to escape church at the gaeltacht tho, said I was atheist, people thought I was weird for that but I wanted a lie-in not brainwashing. I don't want to go to med school that sounds like hell. Idk what a raccoon does.

    What do you mean in Irish? I thought people in Ireland speak English? Please explain
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ A nightmare for a turtle would be it could be able to fly and it's super duper happy yayyy I can fly now

    And it swims to the surface of the water and propels into the air yayyy I'm a turtle yayyy I'm flying

    but then it loses its ability to fly and it drops down and falls to it's shell-side landing extremely painfully upside down cracking its shell and breaking it's neck

    So it's just there sitting there paralyzed staring up at the sky and the only thing nearby are insects many many insects who catch wind of the broken turtle and all start surrounding it preparing for a lavish feast with all of their friends and family and the turtle is sad knows it's gonna die a slow painful death

    But then oh woah miraculously it can seddenly fly again and it gets a huge surge of adrenaline and relief overwhelmed with the joy of knowing he's gonna narrowly escape a horrifying death and right as the first line of bugs are starting to crawl into it it summons it's flying power but then it remembers it's paralyzed and the only reason it thought it could fly was because of the traumatic brain injury it suffered when it fell from the sky the first time, also causing it to think it had been flying by itself, it's memory having been erased of the fact that it had just been picked up by an eagle who lost it's grip mid-flight which sent the little turtle plummeting to it's painful motionless state

    And then all the bugs eat him over the course of the next few days maybe even weeks and they savor every bite and really take their time

    This reminded me of a Seymour the frog story. It's a frog that wants to fly like the seagulls, so it keeps taking in deep breaths until he can float as high as them, but then he pops, his guts go everywhere and the seagulls eat them, so in a way he does get to be a seagull.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Please read the PM I sent you. i was serious. I really want to encourage you to do new things and not be the next person to catch THAT BUSSSSS!
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    You don't need to reply to it.
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley Please read the PM I sent you. i was serious. I really want to encourage you to do new things and not be the next person to catch THAT BUSSSSS!

    Stop sending me PMs I don't give a fuck. I delete them all.
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  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    KILL YOURSELF!!!!1

    haha just kidding, I really hope you reconsider but if you don't, remember to write our URL on your body and do something cooler than injesting poison you dramatic attention seeking pussy.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you have tall buildings in Ireland?
  16. #16
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    What are you gonna do with just potassium chloride? Like Sudo said you would need the other stuff too.

    Pretty sure it would be unbearably painful to kill yourself that way without the sedative/anesthetic to essentially put you under first, if this would even work at all

    Your reasons for wanting the kill urself are vain and retarded so I'm not even going to pretend to try to talk you out of it
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  17. #17
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What are you gonna do with just potassium chloride? Like Sudo said you would need the other stuff too.

    Pretty sure it would be unbearably painful to kill yourself that way without the sedative/anesthetic to essentially put you under first, if this would even work at all

    Your reasons for wanting the kill urself are vain and retarded so I'm not even going to pretend to try to talk you out of it

    I looked it up the anaesthesia causes fluid in the lungs so the person feels like they’re suffocating/drowning/panic.
  18. #18
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I looked it up the anaesthesia causes fluid in the lungs so the person feels like they’re suffocating/drowning/panic.

    And inducing cardiac arrest/heart stoppage is going to be peaceful?
  19. #19
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster And inducing cardiac arrest/heart stoppage is going to be peaceful?

    I’ve had panic attacks and cope by thinking I’m either gonna die (then there’ll be nothing to worry about) or I won’t (nothing to worry about).
  20. #20
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I’ve had panic attacks and cope by thinking I’m either gonna die (then there’ll be nothing to worry about) or I won’t (nothing to worry about).

    Oh okay, well I guess that means you already know what it feels like to have ur heart explode

    Go for it 👍
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