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My girlfriend gave me a black eye.

  1. 2022-08-06 at 4:10 AM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I swear I didn't deserve it either.
    Just wish she saw things my way.
  2. 2022-08-06 at 4:14 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I hope she puts a knife to your throat, gets your banking passwords, bleeds you dry, stabs you in the nipple and kicks your ass naked with no clothes out on the cold wet grass also she's keeping the car keys to yo whip and if you even step foot on that property her husband will shoot you between the eyes with his revolver and call the cops

    Originally posted by Ghost OMGH YOU BROKE YOUR #KWEEENS CAR!!!! WOW MISTER SHE IS GONNA FUCKING LEAVE YOUR ASS AND NEEDS TO CALL A REAL MAN TO FIX IT!!!! EVEN YOU GOTTA RELY ONA REAL MAN TO FIX YOUR BRAND NEW VENDING MACHINE RUST BUCKET

    YOU TREAT A WOMAN LIKE THIS WOW!!!! I HOPE SHE TAKES THE CAR AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE WORTH!! HEAR HER ROOOOOOOOOOOAR

  3. 2022-08-06 at 4:14 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Kafka read you correctly I guess
  4. 2022-08-06 at 4:24 AM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Fona gets black eyes
    Chelle gets black guys
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  5. 2022-08-06 at 4:27 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    black eyes raise your diversity score
  6. 2022-08-06 at 4:31 AM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That picture gave me hepatitis
  7. 2022-08-06 at 4:42 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm getting flashbacks to the retard rodeo

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.
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  8. 2022-08-06 at 6:33 AM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I asked her to get me some trail mix and she punched me because when she came home she has the wrong kind and I said "You expect me to eat this and ASS tonight? Are you ever going to feed me anything besides shit?"

    @nyway$ I ate pizza R🏀LL$ 🛒
  9. 2022-08-06 at 7:03 AM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Fona gets black eyes
    Chelle gets black guys

    black guys begot black eyes
  10. 2022-08-06 at 9:46 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I asked her to get me some trail mix and she punched me because when she came home she has the wrong kind and I said "You expect me to eat this and ASS tonight? Are you ever going to feed me anything besides shit?"

    @nyway$ I ate pizza R🏀LL$ 🛒

    sounds like a very healthy relationship
  11. 2022-08-06 at 11:08 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra Kafka read you correctly I guess

    Originally posted by Kafka I added fona because I thought he was a woman and being abused.
  12. 2022-08-06 at 1:26 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    ots not abuse if he enjoys it.
  13. 2022-08-06 at 2:27 PM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    What do you tell Fona with two black eyes?? Nothing, you already told him twice.
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  14. 2022-08-06 at 2:54 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What do you tell Fona with two black eyes?? Nothing, you already told him twice.

    hes already been told twice
  15. 2022-08-06 at 3:46 PM UTC
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't see the black eye lol

    Did you hit her back or just take it like a bitch?
  16. 2022-08-06 at 4:39 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Bradley and candyrein have selfies as their pic. I think squirrel and daddy issues did too st one point and maybe Larry legend. I kinda miss him he was fucking funny energy to be adding to this place. He was like a character from cherdleys
  17. 2022-08-08 at 8:56 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo and maybe Larry legend. I kinda miss him he was fucking funny energy to be adding to this place. He was like a character from cherdleys


    It broke him when he lost squirrel because of his extreme liberal agenda. Let that be a lesson to all who have a right wing fine piece of ass
  18. 2022-08-08 at 11:12 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What a cunt
  19. 2022-08-08 at 11:31 PM UTC
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    spacepantz2 Houston
    what a legend did you deserve it
  20. 2022-08-09 at 1:30 AM UTC
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Bradley and candyrein have selfies as their pic. I think squirrel and daddy issues did too st one point and maybe Larry legend. I kinda miss him he was fucking funny energy to be adding to this place. He was like a character from cherdleys

    Oh my god I almost made a thread asking if anyone watches cherdleys. It's so funny and to leave on auto play.
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