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im on a train to warsaw

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and am literally next to a teenage ukrianian girl who speaks perfect polish and looks about 14. i tried making small talk and she sort of responded but is literwlly glued to her phone texting and i couldnt help myself wnd overlook her phone and this is the only reason i know she is ukrisniwn is her cyrylic betabet she was writing in. the funny thing is guys i cant help myself everytime someone next to me is texting i have to try to see if i could read anything on their phone without them noticing. its like this weird game and addiction i cant stop.
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    Originally posted by Wariat and am literally next to a teenage ukrianian girl who speaks perfect polish and looks about 14. i tried making small talk and she sort of responded but is literwlly glued to her phone texting

    Fuck, there's a weird looking guy sitting next to me who wont shut the fuck up...I'm scared.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she has like adhd is this normal now for all teenwge females? like theyre all glued to their phones 24h and dont live in the real world?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what happened to this generarion?
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    Originally posted by Wariat she has like adhd is this normal now for all teenwge females? like theyre all glued to their phones 24h and dont live in the real world?

    Is that your qualified medical diagnosis?
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    Originally posted by Wariat what happened to this generarion?

    How are you typing all this?...
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    Originally posted by Wariat what happened to this generarion?

    You should be concerned about your own generation.
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich You should be concerned about your own generation.

    More specifically NEVER contributing to it's gene pool continuation.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    shes waaaay worse than me man she literslly was non srop with both finegrs or hands ryping like a man,an for an hour strsight. i take breaks after a minute or so typing to you guys.
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    Originally posted by Wariat shes waaaay worse than me man she literslly was non srop with both finegrs or hands ryping like a man,an for an hour strsight. i take breaks after a minute or so typing to you guys.

    Has it occurred to you she's doing that to try and avoid talking to you?

    I guarantee if you were a 15yr old attractive boy she'd be more attentive.
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    Originally posted by Wariat shes waaaay worse than me man she literslly was non srop with both finegrs or hands ryping like a man,an for an hour strsight. i take breaks after a minute or so typing to you guys.

    You must have hands like salad fingers typing away on that iPad all day
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I hope your train derails and takes out a catholic church
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    Amen
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    The trains in Poland are super nice, but the mobile reception is so dodgy along them it drove me mad.

    I once looked at some pretty girl's phone once on a bus, I was sitting behind her and she was on to someone who was arranging for her to spend an evening with a guy, and they were arguing over money, I think it was €300 or €500 or so. I deliberately try not to look at people's phones now.

    You should learn Cyrillic, it's easy to get with a little practice.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yea im gonna tey to learn it.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    At the next stop the cops wqlk in and take maciej out and ban him from future trains..

    Turns out the 14 yr old was texting her mom telling her to call da cops because she has this freak show sitting next to her and trying to talk about anal rimming and fucking dogs.


    You are the worst kind
    Of human, maciej
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  17. #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Hey wariat to u like dog rimming? Like where you lick the dogs asshole? Or horse or zebra or fish or any animal for that matter
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    not me no but hot chicks should do it.
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    Originally posted by Wariat not me no but hot chicks should do it.

    Have you ever tried it?...rimming or being rimmed by a dog?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    THAT WOULD BE HOMOSEXUAL!!!
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