I realized I've incorrectly measured my penis size

1. 2022-08-03 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   It's smaller than I thought it was. I'm kind of relieved, actually. I think a penis that's closer to average is way better than any other size.
2. 2022-08-03 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh, that was actually my 2500th post.
3. 2022-08-03 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You have to measure it from the top, tip to base...NOT bottom tip to balls. It's a common trick to measure tip to balls and say it's bigger than it really is...usually people with a small willy do that.
   
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4. 2022-08-03 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You have to measure it from the top, tip to base…NOT bottom tip to balls. It's a common trick to measure tip to balls and say it's bigger than it really is…usually people with a small willy do that.
   
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   Yes, I know about the bone-press method which is the only correct way of measuring your penis. That's what I did, except I was also laying in bed when I did it. However others said you should do it while standing, and not laying down. Doing that gave a me a number that's 0.5" less, which is quite significant when it comes to penis size.
5. 2022-08-03 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Yes, I know about the bone-press method which is the only correct way of measuring your penis. That's what I did, except I was also laying in bed when I did it. However others said you should do it while standing, and not laying down. Doing that gave a me a number that's 0.5" less, which is quite significant when it comes to penis size.

   
   It's better to under promise and over deliver.
6. 2022-08-03 at 2:33 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's better to under promise and over deliver.

   
   Very well said - I didn't care about my penis size and didn't even know what it was until like three years ago when my friend asked and I didn't even know, so I got curious and measured it another day. Then I wondered how I stacked up against others, did research and basically now I'm a penis expert and partially a sex expert as well, which is ironic considering I'm a virgin. The reason the average-sized penis beats the over-sized penis is because the former is a lot more practical and useful unlike the latter which requires a decent amount of prepping before you can go in. Of course, length is important but girth is more important, so you may want to measure that as well. On the flipside, I realized my girth is larger than it is, which is probably better, to be small enough not to hit the cervix and to be wide enough to stretch the walls. Virgin sexpert checking out.