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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    youngest girls i hav in literally many many yrs. they were ukrianian and there was a language barrier but they were happy like even saying to one another oh a compliment and i got nervous after a while after i realize girls super young sexy and friendly are actuslly talking to me and not scared just casual laughing to one another and so i asked if they had facebook or snapchat and they didnt want to give it or sort of said mmmmm when i asked if theyd like to add me or exchsnge them, so I just gave one of mines and left. but damm had i played my cards right guys..l i saw them walking across and holy fuck they were like little goddesses and shit but way hotter more open and i waited until no one was newrby sort of walking side with them their direction long time thsn complimented something random like one of their shirts. i later said they are both ochyen krasiva and they giggled and instead of wsking for them to join me for a drink somewhere or fome to my place i fucking got into social media or contact and simped out,
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    pull out when they start to frown.

    that way you dont injure them badly.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they were so open and friendly just laughing to themselves but like following me parallell i fucked up if i see them again... fuck.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    one had like a backpack on and short t shirt. pink.
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    ask them if they have boyfriends.

    then ask them if they have slept with boys.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they were so diff from other young girls like they literwlly giggled and said something in russian about oh compliment or some shit. holy fuck they were like young bodies but woman minds.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    if i had balls i would ask them to come over wnd have fun. but i figure if they take it wrong or arent into me or it theyd just get the local straz granica go up and down this street looking for me in a half hour but now thst i think about it if theyre ukrianains and speak barley polish i fucking landed on a gold mine and should have took some risks with the talk. i did show them my ipad and facebook so they could add me later but i doubt they will. plus even if they did now it jeut lewves a trace.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i bawically seriously fucked up, i could have had it i bet if i played it cool smooth and not cared about being in public and twlking to them like that.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    this is the same street me and star trek hung out at.
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    Originally posted by Wariat if i had balls i would ask them to come over wnd have fun. but i figure if they take it wrong or arent into me or it theyd just get the local straz granica go up and down this street looking for me in a half hour but now thst i think about it if theyre ukrianains and speak barley polish i fucking landed on a gold mine and should have took some risks with the talk. i did show them my ipad and facebook so they could add me later but i doubt they will. plus even if they did now it jeut lewves a trace.

    you should have had a station wagon and 50cl of chloroform.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you should have had a station wagon and 50cl of chloroform.

    500ml? almost a full coke bottle? are you trying to date rape a town
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    Originally posted by aldra 500ml? almost a full coke bottle? are you trying to date rape a town

    no, just a few girls.

    repeatedly.
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    Originally posted by Wariat youngest girls i hav in literally many many yrs. they were ukrianian and there was a language barrier but they were happy like even saying to one another oh a compliment and i got nervous after a while after i realize girls super young sexy and friendly are actuslly talking to me and not scared just casual laughing to one another and so i asked if they had facebook or snapchat and they didnt want to give it or sort of said mmmmm when i asked if theyd like to add me or exchsnge them, so I just gave one of mines and left. but damm had i played my cards right guys..l i saw them walking across and holy fuck they were like little goddesses and shit but way hotter more open and i waited until no one was newrby sort of walking side with them their direction long time thsn complimented something random like one of their shirts. i later said they are both ochyen krasiva and they giggled and instead of wsking for them to join me for a drink somewhere or fome to my place i fucking got into social media or contact and simped out,

    They probably thought it was nice the town Hunchback gave them a compliment. Good for you m8.
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  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich They probably thought it was nice the town Hunchback gave them a compliment. Good for you m8.

    TO DO:

    1. get drunk
    2. harass teenagers
    3. ring bell
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    BONNNNGGGGG!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    "NO! TOO OLD!"
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    no its too dark

    but its only 7pm.

    no i mean the color your skin.

    oh.

    oooóoohhh.
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