2022-08-02 at 12:37 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Soon its just gonna be like, "2058 elections - bhaal vs satan, satan stands for killing all mexicans and building a giant dome to cover the entire U.S. while bhaal wants to create a law that forces pedophilia and transgenderism onto the entire population"
"The race is heating up lets see whwre america stands, we have our news correspondent tricia takanaowa, who isnt asian you racists, in the fiels talking to everyday americans, tricia?"
"Yes tom, im standing here with a fellow american named Bump. Now bump how do you feel about this election?"
Bump - "Doo doo pants makes them squishy."
Tricia - "just as we thought tom Americans are pretty steamed up about this election lets ask this woman, whats your name and how do you feel about the election?"
Woman - "name is Herpes, and i think satan should be presiddnt because fuck those lying sack of shit bhaal lovers trying to make us all transgender, well fuck that i chopped my pee pee off myself when i was 3 cuz mom said i wasnt no fucking boy and im doing great, i have a retard degree in toilet shitting and am well payed in cheese puffs and bhaal is threating to take away my way of life!"
"Back to you tom."
2022-08-02 at 2:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers
I don't really believe Trump is a xenophobe
It's true. I am afraid of xenos.
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2022-08-02 at 6:11 PM UTC
I've decided based on the wide populist support I will be running for the 2024 Presidency