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Will Uber and Lyft charge if I fart while taking a ride?

  1. #1
    Migh Houston
    If I eat a shitload of Mexican food and take a ride and gas up the drivers car, will they charge me a fee?
  2. #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    They will detour into an alley then turn around, stab you to death, and roll ur body out onto the curb to bleed out
  3. #3
    No, but they may spray you with a can of lemon-scented Febreze.
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