The COVID Diaries

1. 2022-07-28 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #41
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Obbe Get well soon. I went to work today and felt fine, coughed a couple times.
   
   A few days ago I felt like a sack of shit.

   
   Did anyone look at you like "fuck you" when you coughed?
2. 2022-07-28 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Incessant Did anyone look at you like "fuck you" when you coughed?

   
   I resisted the urge to cough around clients, only my helper saw me cough. My helper did ask me "shouldn't you stay home if you still have symptoms?" and I just told him it has been over 5 days and I am no longer considered contagious according to the provincial health organization.
3. 2022-07-28 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #43
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Obbe I resisted the urge to cough around clients, only my helper saw me cough. My helper did ask me "shouldn't you stay home if you still have symptoms?" and I just told him it has been over 5 days and I am no longer considered contagious according to the provincial health organization.

   
   Eesh
4. 2022-07-28 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #44
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Can't sleep. Having anxiety but also feeling like I'm on the precipice of everything I've ever wanted. I just need to stop being so ADD for about 5 seconds to pick a direction.
5. 2022-07-28 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I saw a guy today driving On a hot day by himself with his windows rolled up wearing a mask. It made me kill myself until I died
6. 2022-07-28 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #46
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I saw a guy today driving On a hot day by himself with his windows rolled up wearing a mask. It made me kill myself until I died

   
   Ok I've done this but I'm also kind of dumb so... Fair
7. 2022-07-30 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #47
   Incessant African Astronaut
   This is taking forever to get over.
8. 2022-07-30 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #48
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Covid-19 has a 99.97% survival rate. You'd have more of a chance of getting killed by lightning than dying of Covid.
9. 2022-07-30 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #49
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Covid-19 has a 99.97% survival rate. You'd have more of a chance of getting killed by lightning than dying of Covid.

   
   That didn't scare me
10. 2022-08-06 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #50
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Still can't breathe right, having chest pains when I work for more than two hours and I also am still sneezing and coughing.
11. 2022-08-06 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant Still can't breathe right, having chest pains when I work for more than two hours and I also am still sneezing and coughing.

    
    huff alcohol fumes.
    
    sip them, inhale and hold.
12. 2022-08-06 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #52
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant Still can't breathe right, having chest pains when I work for more than two hours and I also am still sneezing and coughing.

    
    Did you get jabbed?
13. 2022-08-06 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    jabbed with a PENIS
14. 2022-08-06 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #54
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Funny how all the jabbed say they are dying from Covid, when they are actually dying from the jab. Talk about a confused and backwards generation.
15. 2022-08-06 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I know about as many people that have died from the jab as I do that died from covid
    
    ZERO . Goose egg. It's all a hoax folx!
    
    The jab was sugar water and covid was invisible and not even there., This was a nothing but a test
    
    You can now return to your regular scheduled programming
    
16. 2022-08-06 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I know about as many people that have died from the jab as I do that died from covid
    
    ZERO . Goose egg. It's all a hoax folx!
    
    The jab was sugar water and covid was invisible and not even there., This was a nothing but a test
    
    You can now return to your regular scheduled programming
    

    
    i wish i know how to tune a tv with this image.
17. 2022-08-06 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #57
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Got the jab but no boosters
18. 2022-08-06 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #58
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant Got the jab but no boosters

    
    The jab kills your immune system, leaving you wide open to coronaviruses and every other kind of disease out there, including reactivating latent viruses and diseases in your body.
19. 2022-08-06 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #59
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The jab kills your immune system, leaving you wide open to coronaviruses and every other kind of disease out there, including reactivating latent viruses and diseases in your body.

    
    That didn't scare me
20. 2022-08-06 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #60
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The jab kills your immune system, leaving you wide open to coronaviruses and every other kind of disease out there, including reactivating latent viruses and diseases in your body.

    
    I flipped a coin to get it and felt like I was walking to my demise but was fine with that. Didn’t get the second dose because the first crippled me.