Instead of The Earl of Sandwich, it's more like The Earl of Handsomeness...

1. 2022-07-29 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, and Octavian's looks and charm will make you fall for him real quick. 💘🧑‍🤝‍🧑
2. 2022-07-29 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just took the tiniest poop of my life. It was like a grain of rice but half the size, and then half that again. That was the entirety of my bowel movement. Thank you
3. 2022-07-29 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just took the tiniest poop of my life. It was like a grain of rice but half the size, and then half that again. That was the entirety of my bowel movement. Thank you

   Plz let's discuss it in more detail. I hate when that happens to me.
4. 2022-07-29 at 9:26 PM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, and Octavian's looks and charm will make you fall for him real quick. 💘🧑‍🤝‍🧑

   
   Pucker up Matt 👍🏼
   
   
5. 2022-07-29 at 9:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung Plz let's discuss it in more detail. I hate when that happens to me.

   
   I gave all the details except I left out that I didn't have to wipe because the 1/4 sized rice grain poop I believe never actually touched any part of my body at any time; it just sort of floated inside me.