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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    Is it true men don't like when women hold a door open for them? Or anyone?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah, I'm hard into "slamming" which is porn where a woman slams a door HARD in a man's face, then quickly locks it and tells him to go around while mock crying. Sometimes they're naked, Sometimes not but it's always HOT AND OBSTRUCTIVE
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    Originally posted by Kafka Is it true men don't like when women hold a door open for them? Or anyone?

    I couldn't care less either way.

    ETA: It's pretty annoying when they don't acknowledge you when you do it for them...a simple "thank you"

    I had one once just walk by me and say "I have a boyfriend"...as if me holding the door open meant "Cor missus, let me get up in that snatch"
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I think it's nice of them to do
  5. #5
    I don't see it as a gender thing...I hold the door open for men and women..just not kids, they can fuck off.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I actually love holding the door for people so when they hold it for me it pisses me off to the MAX.

    I got this absolutely seething rage within me and I have to do everything in my power to contain it and act like I'm the one who's grateful for THEM when all along it should've been then being grateful for ME.

    Sometimes I can't contain my anger and I'll run behind the person holding the door and donkey kick them through the glass and tell them they're welcome for ME holding the door.

    Also if I'm ever holding the door for a stranger and they don't acknowledge me in any little way whatsoever, all it takes is a nod or even eye contact and a tiny smile, but if they don't do that and act ENTITLED to it, I'll walk behind them and step on their heel really hard OH WHOOOOOPSY DAISY sorry bout that. I keep little blades on the front of my shoes too so it cuts up their Achilles tendon
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    Originally posted by mmQ I actually love holding the door for people so when they hold it for me it pisses me off to the MAX.

    I got this absolutely seething rage within me and I have to do everything in my power to contain it and act like I'm the one who's grateful for THEM when all along it should've been then being grateful for ME.

    Sometimes I can't contain my anger and I'll run behind the person holding the door and donkey kick them through the glass and tell them they're welcome for ME holding the door.

    Also if I'm ever holding the door for a stranger and they don't acknowledge me in any little way whatsoever, all it takes is a nod or even eye contact and a tiny smile, but if they don't do that and act ENTITLED to it, I'll walk behind them and step on their heel really hard OH WHOOOOOPSY DAISY sorry bout that. I keep little blades on the front of my shoes too so it cuts up their Achilles tendon

    thank god for automatic doors, you'd probably have done a Mall shooting by now otherwise.
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Men love it when you slam car doors shut on their fingers 👍🏼
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson thank god for automatic doors, you'd probably have done a Mall shooting by now otherwise.

    Automatic doors can suck my ASS. I carry a crowbar on my person at all times so when I encounter an automatic door and I can violently dislodge it from it's frame and rip up all the wires and cables and shit. Then I will just stand there holding the door all day screaming YOURE WELCOME to every person that walks through no matter what
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't go anywhere that has women in it
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
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  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Automatic doors can suck my ASS. I carry a crowbar on my person at all times so when I encounter an automatic door and I can violently dislodge it from it's frame and rip up all the wires and cables and shit. Then I will just stand there holding the door all day screaming YOURE WELCOME to every person that walks through no matter what

    I used to know this guy called Crowbar. He got the nickname from breaking into houses.
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