If Wellhung killed himself, no one would care

1. 2020-07-12 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #21
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by Octavian Folks, his life is wasted anyway. 👍

   
   That's not true.
   
   The hotel staff that would have to clean up the mess left by his bloated corpse would care.
   
   The EMTs that had to carry 800 pounds of lard onto the stretcher would care.
   
   The funeral director that would have to watch his incinerator like a hawk in case that fat flared up would care.
   
   The undertaker that would need to dig a triple wide grave for just an urn full of WellFat's ashes would care.
   
   The guy who had to make a family sized urn for one fat ass sack of shit would care.
   
   
   Uh.... I'm really trying here, WellHung. You're a real hard person to find anyone to care about.
2. 2020-07-12 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   "Just imagine"
3. 2020-07-12 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #23
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian "Just imagine"

   
   U really like me. You're just butthurt that I had the audacity to call you RockJaw. You and I will always be forum allies, Augustus.👍❤
4. 2020-07-12 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #24
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks I called octavian out for ratting on me about sending him pics... And this is what he does.🤨
5. 2020-07-12 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Kill yourself 👍🌹
6. 2022-07-29 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #26
   WellHung Black Hole
   filx?
7. 2022-07-29 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole
   nigger
8. 2022-07-29 at 8:16 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Kill yourself 👍🌹

   
   miss u, Handsome. 💘😍
9. 2022-07-29 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #29
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung miss u, Handsome. 💘😍

   
   He’s always lurking here
   
   
10. 2022-07-29 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #30
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he sucks at taking advise so I doubt this thread will get him to off hisself.
    
    besides as long as he has all of you to read his shit show, he has purpose . and the will to continue...
    
    his ex still calls me to cry about him
11. 2022-07-29 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by POLECAT he sucks at taking advise so I doubt this thread will get him to off hisself.
    
    besides as long as he has all of you to read his shit show, he has purpose . and the will to continue…
    
    his ex still calls me to cry about him

    
    This seems pretty self-explanatory when a person searches their own name and bumps multiple years old threads about them.
    
    Sometimes the greatest form of caring is going out of your way to pretend you don't.
    
    -Aristotle and Plato and Socrates
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • DrugSmuggler
12. 2022-07-29 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #32
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    And
    
    Sometimes the greatest form of envy is going out of your way to post multiple threads about the object of your desire.
    
    -Assburgelers and Playdumb and Sucktitties
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
13. 2022-07-29 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler And
    
    Sometimes the greatest form of envy is going out of your way to post multiple threads about the object of your desire.
    
    -Assburgelers and Playdumb and Sucktitties

    
    It's a sick and cruel world in these trying times this day and age.
14. 2022-07-29 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #34
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ It's a sick and cruel world in these trying times this day and age.

    
    Tru
    Dat
15. 2022-08-01 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    yup
16. 2022-08-01 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler He’s always lurking here
    
    

    
    how I could I do that ricky I'M NOT AN IMPOSSIBILIST
17. 2022-08-01 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #37
    WellHung Black Hole
    Everybody loves to make fun of me. 💖☺
18. 2022-08-01 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #38
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigger
19. 2022-08-27 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #39
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    id care