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Do guys still find Marilyn Monroe attractive?

  1. Originally posted by mmQ

    Lol. Diana was a ho too though so that is basically Elton’s ho anthem.
  2. Originally posted by frala Lol. Diana was a ho too though so that is basically Elton’s ho anthem.

    what qualification does lanny have as an arbiter of beauty.
  3. Originally posted by Kafka Or I take sadistic pleasure in tormenting men.

    Eh. Its kinda sad. Just do you, chikkin.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what qualification does lanny have as an arbiter of beauty.

    I heard he’s a beauty school dropout
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Some girls feel more confident with red lipstick, others aren’t confident enough to wear it.
  6. Originally posted by frala I heard he’s a beauty school dropout

    heard ?

    interrogate him/her tonight.
  7. Originally posted by Kafka Some girls feel more confident with red lipstick, others aren’t confident enough to wear it.

    I know I feel more confident with red lipstick on


    ...the base of my cock.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I know I feel more confident with red lipstick on


    …the base of my cock.

    thats a prostate
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats a prostate

    Give it a squeeze while you're down there luv.
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny heard ?

    interrogate him/her tonight.

    I interrogate him everyday
  11. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting No its slutty and says that you are insecure and low value

    And

    Guilty of false advertising…
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Things aren’t that black or white. I’ve never wanted a boyfriend and there’s nothing wrong with that because I’m nature.

    you are like one of those old maids that sews and has cats until they die
  13. Originally posted by Ghost you are like one of those old maids that sews and has cats until they die

    Crochet me a doily bitch.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost you are like one of those old maids that sews and has cats until they die

    I'm not planning on getting old, but if I do there's a high chance I'll end up teaching, when I'm over-qualified.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm not planning on getting old

    So when are you going to kill yourself? soon? or later on?
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost So when are you going to kill yourself? soon? or later on?

    Depends if I can get over burn out
  17. Kafka sweaty
    If I managed to become an author then I'd stay alive to write more books.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, that's love right…forget shielding the love of your life…get the fuck outta there

    ETA (nice ass)

    that's what I was thinking, lamenting the lack of resolution to zoom in for a wank.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka If I managed to become an author then I'd stay alive to write more books.

    You could do an actual Kafka and write with no intention of ever being published. I'll be your Brod and big you up and exploit your work when you eventually snuff it. I might even encourage your demise if you have actual talent.
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    The coffee table book COFFEE WITH KAFKA and it comes with a bottle of her bath water☕
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