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I'm Going to Dolly Wood!!!

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Some people idolize the green power ranger.
    Some idolize their favorite wrestler.
    For as long as I can remember my hero has always been Dolly Parton.
    And next month I am going to Dolly World to finally meet her.
    Suck on that!
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    suk on her roast beef
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  3. #3
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Girl yes. Dollywood is a good time and idgaf who you are.
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  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Girl yes. Dollywood is a good time and idgaf who you are.

    What if you're Ken Plante, the boy who was viciously anally knife-raped by Dolly when he was just 8 years old? Would he have a good time at DOLLYWOOD?
  5. #5
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you're Ken Plante, the boy who was viciously anally knife-raped by Dolly when he was just 8 years old? Would he have a good time at DOLLYWOOD?

    Sure would cause I too have been anally knife raped by Dolly and I forgot all about it as soon as I rode Daredevil Falls, watched Dolly Parton’s Stampede, and got some some dippin dots.
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  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The difference is that Ken was anally knife raped by Dolly after he got done riding Daredevil Falls. She personally invited him to watch whatever Dally Parton's Stampede is, then she took him to a back chamber area promising him infinite dipping dots and then that's where she did the raping with the knife part.
  7. #7
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Wow. Ken sounds like a real one upper.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well he did have one up him. A knife. Up his b-hole. So yes. He is that.
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  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    YOu should save your money and use it to be less of a loser instead of taking a white trash gaycation
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    Weren't you doing a cash advance because you were so poor like a week ago? Now you're going to take a vacation?

    White Trash
  11. #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Weren't you doing a cash advance because you were so poor like a week ago? Now you're going to take a vacation?

    White Trash

    How's rehab going?
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    terrible he sends me pictures of the coke he gets all the time he's literally just doing what roshambo did snorting wellbutrin smoking spice and living in a sober halfway house where everyone does drugs

    YEAH MAN IM IN DAT SOBER LIVING FACILITY BETTERING MYSELF meanwhile they just do drugs all the time??

    I don't get it. Americans are retarded lol
  13. #13
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats How's rehab going?

    Better than your credit score
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    Go get miami cocaine nigger cock up your ass faggot
  15. #15
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    never herd of it ill have to look into this
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    Dollywood desi porn
  17. #17
    Bradley Black Hole
    How was your vacation you went into debt in order to fiance?
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