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What a selfish fucking bitch
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2022-07-24 at 6:54 PM UTCShe's a shell fish sucker after kissing this nigga that looks like he just swam out of puddle
Pull his little the when no girls are looking remember to remind them your eyes are UP HERE not down there -
2022-07-24 at 6:54 PM UTCExcept for the snake eye
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2022-07-24 at 7:33 PM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 12:09 AM UTCshut up incel bitch go sit on your toilet and have a nap since thats's what you consider "big bucks mr. worldwide success" ya fucking autist loser piece of shit nigger lover fake account
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2022-07-25 at 1:13 AM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 1:25 AM UTCokay tough guy go simp harder for cigarette man you spineless loser
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2022-07-25 at 2:29 AM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 2:42 AM UTCokay retard
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2022-07-25 at 2:51 AM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 3:11 AM UTCnot as mad as you are at people that can't afford to do nothing with their lives like you
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2022-07-25 at 3:40 AM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 9:09 AM UTCOkay Earl go make me a pastrami rye
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2022-07-25 at 12:17 PM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 1:16 PM UTCit means you hate poor slaves
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2022-07-25 at 2:29 PM UTC
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2022-07-25 at 3:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls So my long term girlfriend recently flew back to the Philippines to be with her mother who sadly died of cancer about 2 days ago, she asked me to accompany her as I’d never met her mum in person before but only on video calls
But after looking at the ticket prices (and her expecting me to pay) I had to say no so she went alone
Anyway for a couple of months now there’s this beautiful girl at the gym everyone has been eyeing up, like the place would just go silent when she walks in and only comes in to work on her ass
When I first saw her I was thinking I’d have no chance cause she’d be into all these massive steroid abusers and niggers
Anyway last night the gym was kinda empty and she was in again with no roid niggers around so I thought I’d take my chance to at least talk to her but I jumped right in by asking if she has a boyfriend 🤦🏽
Long story short she’d been single for a while and was always wondering why I never came over to talk to her before
Turns out she only lived near the gym and walks there, but I offered her a lift home for the sake of it - when she got in the car I went the wrong way (by accident but on purpose) and I pointed out where I live and she said “Oh looks nice”, so I just put it out there that she can come in and have a look so she did. I offered her a drink but she declined so I was like ok then “awkward moment now wtf do I do?” so I cracked a beer open and we just began talking with Netflix n ting on in the background - time flew by and I said I don’t worry you can stay here I’ll take you home in the morning - Fucking result! We had some mad sex, the horny bitch was more into it than I was
I got super early to get her back home because I was kinda in shock about how this just happened, but I made us a full English breakfast and woke her up gently saying breakfast is ready
I’m sat down at the kitchen table ready to tuck in thinking of something to keep her entertained with this weekend
She walks in and starts shouting at me in some fucking foreign language like I’d done something wrong
Then she said you’re all the same you never listened to a word I said, and just fucking walked out on me like that 😢
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Now I’m piecing it back together trying to remember what she actually told me omg…
FOR FUCK SAKE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MOROCOONS ARE ISLAMIC
So the bitch wasted a full English Breakfast because she believes in Santa...what a fucking waste of good food....dump her.
Oh and another tip, engage brain, regardless of believing in a skyfairy...women+gym does not equal a desire for a full English breakfast in the morning...duh. -
2022-07-25 at 3:23 PM UTCit's a good test for whether they'll mutilate the genitals of your first baby boy
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2022-07-25 at 3:25 PM UTCNext time serve a bitch this for breakfast.
Full English breakfast indeed...dudes thinking back to his gay days. -
2022-07-25 at 4:30 PM UTCWho the fuck wants baked beans for breakfast
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2022-07-25 at 4:35 PM UTC
