User Controls

What a selfish fucking bitch

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    So my long term girlfriend recently flew back to the Philippines to be with her mother who sadly died of cancer about 2 days ago, she asked me to accompany her as I’d never met her mum in person before but only on video calls

    But after looking at the ticket prices (and her expecting me to pay) I had to say no so she went alone

    Anyway for a couple of months now there’s this beautiful girl at the gym everyone has been eyeing up, like the place would just go silent when she walks in and only comes in to work on her ass

    When I first saw her I was thinking I’d have no chance cause she’d be into all these massive steroid abusers and niggers

    Anyway last night the gym was kinda empty and she was in again with no roid niggers around so I thought I’d take my chance to at least talk to her but I jumped right in by asking if she has a boyfriend 🤦🏽

    Long story short she’d been single for a while and was always wondering why I never came over to talk to her before

    Turns out she only lived near the gym and walks there, but I offered her a lift home for the sake of it - when she got in the car I went the wrong way (by accident but on purpose) and I pointed out where I live and she said “Oh looks nice”, so I just put it out there that she can come in and have a look so she did. I offered her a drink but she declined so I was like ok then “awkward moment now wtf do I do?” so I cracked a beer open and we just began talking with Netflix n ting on in the background - time flew by and I said I don’t worry you can stay here I’ll take you home in the morning - Fucking result! We had some mad sex, the horny bitch was more into it than I was

    I got super early to get her back home because I was kinda in shock about how this just happened, but I made us a full English breakfast and woke her up gently saying breakfast is ready

    I’m sat down at the kitchen table ready to tuck in thinking of something to keep her entertained with this weekend

    She walks in and starts shouting at me in some fucking foreign language like I’d done something wrong

    Then she said you’re all the same you never listened to a word I said, and just fucking walked out on me like that 😢

    😐

    Now I’m piecing it back together trying to remember what she actually told me omg…

    FOR FUCK SAKE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MOROCOONS ARE ISLAMIC
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Didn't read

    Nice fake story faggot have you tried killing yourself
  3. #3
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls FOR FUCK SAKE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MOROCOONS ARE ISLAMIC

    you ate pig the night before, right? she's a fucking hypocrite

    and what's Netflix n ting, other than annoying?
  4. #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol that sounds like something that only happens in europe or over there.

    Its obvious if women arr islamic here and if they are then you dont invite them over and just buy a diamond swisher from them at their gas station and move on.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls So my long term girlfriend recently flew back to the Philippines to be with her mother who sadly died of cancer about 2 days ago, she asked me to accompany her as I’d never met her mum in person before but only on video calls

    But after looking at the ticket prices (and her expecting me to pay) I had to say no so she went alone

    I don't know what's worse, a christian fillipino woman or a beta MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING that collects funkopops

    That sounds like a couple from hell. He likes that she's against smoking weed... not enough to accompany her on travel though & would rather stay at home playing with funko pops and shit posting on the internet

    Yeah it's totally all womens fault. Reminds me of totse2k1 getting mad when his girlfriend wants to go on vacation with him "I NEED MY ALONE TIME AWAY FROM YOU" Can you really blame women for being promiscuous whores or whatever the migtow talking points are when the "men" they have to pick from are all huge pussified deranged faggots?



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood there is one that honestly disgusts me to no end and that is FILLIPINO WOMEN

    I used to actually flirt with one a lot and think she was smexy but the obsession with JESUS JESUS JESUS and mostly the anti drug IF YOU SMOKE WEED YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!! culture. Like yeah if I smoke A PLANT that God Invented I am totally evil. Get the fuck outta here, that culture deserves to die. Do not donate to any charity helping them

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Western Europe is Satan's playground since the 1600s and it's spread to America and Canada and the other 3 FVEY demonic nations.

    Only places like Denmark Spain, parts of Italy, Greece and Portugal have some family culture left over. Parts. Not major cities. Oh and maybe Wales, Ireland and Scotland

    Is abandoning a person you are in a relationship with for vacation considered "based" or "family culture" ?
    Also it's interesting to note that these two are "revolving door faggots" that also leave the forum like they do to their women and like their dads probably did to them.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    "Do not donate to any charity helping them."

    XD

    Yeah grylls I'm surprised you have any success given that you not only look like a child molester but play with toys for Kids 6+ on the packaging.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    also i don't believe you had any success and made all of this up
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    She did it for attention, trying to see how much shit youll take. Basically testing your masculinity. Youll fail if you contact her. Behavior from bitches like that is not acceptable
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting She did it for attention, trying to see how much shit youll take. Basically testing your masculinity. Youll fail if you contact her. Behavior from bitches like that is not acceptable

    She visited her dying mother for attention?

    That's a very mentally sound theory
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost She visited her dying mother for attention?

    That's a very mentally sound theory

    The bitch he serviced
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    she fucked him for attention

    and you see this as a negative? thats the most meh part of it all. The bitch engrainedness is funnny
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Great story OP, much better than Rat Face's mundane usual tranny shagging threads.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    I prefer the Sultan of pita naan wrap myself
  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost she fucked him for attention

    and you see this as a negative? thats the most meh part of it all. The bitch engrainedness is funnny
    You are literally retarded. She left in the manner she did for attention methrat
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    How does leaving in a manner draw attention. Are you sure you just aren't over thinking this and spinning the story to support your already previously held belief
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost How does leaving in a manner draw attention. Are you sure you just aren't over thinking this and spinning the story to support your already previously held belief

    No, I understand how women work. You can learn or not, the choice is yours young methrat
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't think you understand anything. I guess we will just have to agree to agree

    *Slings jacket over shoulder and walks into the sunset*
  18. #18
    How can someone who sticks his cock in a man's ass who pretends to be a woman give advice?

  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    When did anyone give advice?

    Well if you want some how about

    Kill yourself 🤣
  20. #20
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Great story OP, ❤️



    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich How can someone who sticks his cock in a man's ass who pretends to be a woman give advice?

    consider removing your cock from OP’s ass before chastising others Octavian

Jump to Top