Originally posted by Rape Monster
Well I actually haven't heard that one. And I only heard "tighter than dick skin" a few times from people trying on clothes
Do you think it's a reference to Richard Skin, the man burned alive by ISIS?
storm knocking out the power and internet oh man this is a classic bit, last time I did tweak and peaked out the window the electrical fuse box spontaneously exploded, knocking out power for most of that entire day which made my girlfriend give up on the meth binge and sleep and the vibes never got back to where they were
this time is different this time I am expecting worse to happen like the building gets hit by a thunder bolt and catches fire and im mid meth toke as this happens with alarms rining and gotta grab everything of value in 5 seconds and GTFO into the rainy night
It will be okay when the sun comes out It will be okay when the sun comes out It will be okay when the sun comes out It will be okay when the sun comes out
I am drawn to the sun on drugs, idk why. I like the dark I prefer it to be night but the light pokes through the curtains and you can walk out and get BLASTED with space solar rays in your face LIGHTING UP EVERYTHING no more hiding places for the shadow people, now you can see FULL COLOR HYPERVISION human instincts that see more shades of green than any other color
But have you ever looked at 200 shades of green... on TWEAK?! Oh man it's a TRIP the bushes move and shake sometimes they stand up with two lanky kong legs running like a madman down the road and jumping like a cartoon into the neighbors yard and sitting there pretending to be a bush. George bush. Fuck that shit you go up and poke it, rip it out of the fucking ground in BROAD DAYLIGHT MIND YOU but the bush is a bush and the bush that got up and moved is back where it was
