My baby mom actually took some slooty pictures on my bike while I was at work today and sent them to me and posted some less slooty ones on her social media story and I hope it inspires her to ride off into the sunset and out of my life but leaves my kid behind
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that feel when your tripping on meth riding your hog down the highway of tears in the middle of the night and keep feeling arms wrap around you like a bitch on the bitch but turn and nobody is there but the shine of the tail light, it happens again you turn again and see a solmen shadow woman clinging onto you and you just brush her hair and rev the engine going down the road into the darkness forever
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hey man i'll ride anything even a big fuck off 200 ton earth ripper or a crane, while high on TWEAK and no sleep for a WEAK. Pretty sure I could guess a plane/tank/spaceship, played enough video games like long haul truck driver simulator and I got the high score achievement for lot lizerds fucked in a single eve
that feel when you're tripping on meth riding your dog down in the middle of the night and swear you've ran over an entire school of children going to school with their flashlights to help them see at night, backpacks and pencil boxes flying everywhere
several roller skaters and the occasional wild animal and you are crying waiting for the police to surround you and arrest you for the hit and run and you don't even remember which one was real but you're pretty sure at least one of those had to be real
