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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I have an uncle named Cam

    he's actually retarded

    most of my family refer to him as 'uncle turtle'

    Does he act or look like a turtle, or is it just a slow joke?
  2. Kafka sweaty
    This is some Auschwitz shit making us stand in queues for four hours. I just want to go home and now that won’t happen until tomorrow.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Does he act or look like a turtle, or is it just a slow joke?

    one time when I was like 15 I was with my dad and we went to meet him at his house because he wanted to go to a restaurant

    he says 'I don't know how to get there so I'll follow your car', my dad says OK and we go outside, he gets into his car and we drive off.

    2 minutes down the road we can't see him behind us so we stop in case he hit a red light or something, nope, we wait another 5 minutes then turn around and go back to his house. his car's parked and he's not in it, so we go inside to find him making noodles or something.


    another time he told my cousins (oldest is maybe 5 years younger than me) they could put on a movie, so they pull out The Lion King, only in the DVD slipcase is SODOMANIA 8
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    when I was a kid I used to hear aunts and uncles joke about how he got dropped when he was a baby, but I got older and realised they weren't really joking
  5. Originally posted by Kafka You can get Hello Kitty condoms


    for kids
  6. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    faggiocephaly
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra one time when I was like 15 I was with my dad and we went to meet him at his house because he wanted to go to a restaurant

    he says 'I don't know how to get there so I'll follow your car', my dad says OK and we go outside, he gets into his car and we drive off.

    2 minutes down the road we can't see him behind us so we stop in case he hit a red light or something, nope, we wait another 5 minutes then turn around and go back to his house. his car's parked and he's not in it, so we go inside to find him making noodles or something.


    another time he told my cousins (oldest is maybe 5 years younger than me) they could put on a movie, so they pull out The Lion King, only in the DVD slipcase is SODOMANIA 8

    Sodomania 8 doesn't hold a candle to Sodomania 2022
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I’m on the plane but it’s delayed, idk how long for but it means I might have to go to Belfast
  9. Kafka sweaty
    We’re missing 60 passengers because of the airport queues.
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny faggiocephaly

    dropalotiticus
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Ugh. I was looking forward to going home tonight but it won’t be until the morning, I’m gonna go to Belfast and stay in the uni library overnight. I wanted to take a new book out anyway and there’s a cafe.
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    That feel when day 7 into a meth binge and your mind and soul completely snap and you become a shell of your former self like you're watching a movie of your life except it's a dark avantgarde horror film in black and white
  13. Originally posted by Ghost That feel when day 7 into a meth binge and your mind and soul completely snap and you become a shell of your former self like you're watching a movie of your life except it's a dark avantgarde horror film in black and white

    That's the best time to write a letter to yourself to read later.
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  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost That feel when day 7 into a meth binge and your mind and soul completely snap and you become a shell of your former self like you're watching a movie of your life except it's a dark avantgarde horror film in black and white

  15. Ghost Black Hole
    I need to go buy alcohol but my body is catching up to all the abuse I've done to it the past 7 days and I'm finding it difficult to even sit up and use the computer

    I just want to lay here and drool because my brain and body are cooked

    Eating made it worse
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost I need to go buy alcohol but my body is catching up to all the abuse I've done to it the past 7 days and I'm finding it difficult to even sit up and use the computer

    I just want to lay here and drool because my brain and body are cooked

    Eating made it worse

    Carbs and sprite
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost I need to go buy alcohol but my body is catching up to all the abuse I've done to it the past 7 days and I'm finding it difficult to even sit up and use the computer

    I just want to lay here and drool because my brain and body are cooked

    Eating made it worse

    Drinking will make it worse too, get some benzos and try to sleep
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m on the plane but it’s delayed, idk how long for but it means I might have to go to Belfast

    Have you ever drank Buckfast?
  19. Originally posted by Ghost I need to go buy alcohol but my body is catching up to all the abuse I've done to it the past 7 days and I'm finding it difficult to even sit up and use the computer

    I just want to lay here and drool because my brain and body are cooked

    Eating made it worse

    A brisk walk at the local park will help sweat out the toxins and offer opportunities to connect with neighbors.
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