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NEW YORK CITY ABOUT TO BE NUCLEAR BOMBED, PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT REPORTS

  1. 2022-07-12 at 12:59 PM UTC
    #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks they're preparing the largest city in the US to be hit by a no warning nuclear strike.

    They're telling people to hide!!!



    https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/so-theres-been-a-nuclear-attack-new-psa-despite-low-likelihood-of-nyc-strike/3768986/

    https://nypost.com/2022/07/11/nyc-releases-psa-for-residents-in-the-event-of-a-nuclear-attack/amp/?fbclid=IwAR2xA6qZp_S5pM4ogSOvFyQVi8PnY_n6F7jSgFisEOXFzE8FmVZT39_ouUU

    THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING HIT US!!!

    folks i'm looking forward to massive LOOTING that will be accross the eastern seaboard for those of who are not total pussies.
  2. 2022-07-12 at 1:09 PM UTC
    #2
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks they're preparing the largest city in the US to be hit by a no warning nuclear strike.

    Wouldn't "preparing" them for it be counter to a "no warning" strike?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2022-07-12 at 1:09 PM UTC
    #3
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Shower with soap or shampoo"

    Wow, who'd have thunk it...
  4. 2022-07-12 at 1:15 PM UTC
    #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    This is all I need to survive any nuclear holocaust

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2022-07-13 at 5:30 AM UTC
    #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost This is all I need to survive any nuclear holocaust


    Dr Bronners Peppermint Hemp is the best
  6. 2022-07-13 at 12:50 PM UTC
    #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    good
  7. 2022-07-13 at 12:55 PM UTC
    #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    What do you get when you mix one part obedient human lining up for a dose with one part hidden nano fission resonator explosive device that increases in power when chained together in one large reaction in a tight knit group spread apart a vast distance in the most populated city in the United States?

    Everyone was glancing up looking for something from the sky but nobody expected they would be the detonator

    NO WARNING
  8. 2022-07-13 at 12:59 PM UTC
    #8
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
  9. 2022-07-13 at 1:21 PM UTC
    #9
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Hmm it sounds suspiciously similar to the teachings of Dr. Jordan Peterson . Coincidence??
  10. 2022-07-13 at 2:37 PM UTC
    #10
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks they're preparing the largest city in the US to be hit by a no warning nuclear strike.

    They're telling people to hide!!!


    and then be naked ?
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