2022-07-12 at 3:32 PM UTC
I'm black listed from owning a gun legally and lost all my local shady people contacts but pretty much anything else is fair game
2022-07-12 at 3:33 PM UTC
Nothing highly painful or lulzy like smashing head into sidewalk
2022-07-12 at 3:44 PM UTC
get married
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2022-07-12 at 3:58 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Eat an entire full grown datura plant. Seeds and all
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2022-07-12 at 4:14 PM UTC
The church of trianglism is actively looking for recruits to take up the mantle of fringe research and consuming the sacred Rhabdo shrooms. Your chances of survival are slim at best but if you complete this quest you shall be honored for all eternity and beyond in the hearts and minds of all blessed with the truths of the tetrahedron
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russula_subnigricans
https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/12/30/a-deadly-russula/
The horrible thing about R. subnigricans is that it causes rhabdomyolysis, or the breakdown of muscle tissue. This is a painful process that can lead to kidney failure. The toxin appears to trigger a cascade of reactions in the body, resulting in widespread breakdown of muscle. If the muscles in your heart or your diaphragm get broken down, you’re in trouble as your heart may stop, or you may stop breathing. After muscle tissue is broken down, massive amounts of one of its chemical components (myoglobin) are carried to the kidneys. In high enough doses, this causes kidney failure. In terms of toxicity, 2.5 mg/kg of dried mushroom kills mice. If humans are like mice, then two or three mushrooms can kill a person
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2022-07-12 at 4:16 PM UTC
consider why you don't want to live and who wants you to live
I personally value your efriendship and see your cry for help, understandably I will allow you to use your ONE (1) "I'MMA KILL MYSELF"-friend card
At a time of your choosing, any one of my friends can ask for it's redeeming and I will drop what I am doing, I will come to you, I will help solve your problems or provide a new outlook, I will stay with you, I'll call your baby mama and tell her lies to manipulate her, whatever you need!
The second time call someone else cuz I'm not gonna be used by my friends over and over again.
EVERYONE GETS ONE!~!~!~!
2022-07-12 at 4:40 PM UTC
It's easy to buy a gun illegally. Just drive to the shitty part of town and tell one of the "street corner vendors" you're looking to buy.
2022-07-12 at 4:42 PM UTC
Take the ultimate determination challenge. Hold your breath until you suffocate yourself.
2022-07-12 at 4:43 PM UTC
Fire up the BBQ grill in the back seat of your car with windows closed 👍🏼
You can enjoy some nice grilled cheeseburgers and hotdogs while asphyxiation sets in.
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2022-07-12 at 4:47 PM UTC
That how Brad Delp ("The Man With the Golden Voice") of the band Boston killed himself. Dragged two barbeque ovens into the bathroom, stuffed towels under the door, turned the ovens on, laid on the floor, and he was gone in less than an hour.
2022-07-12 at 5:04 PM UTC
Michelle Carter Texted Boyfriend 1,000 Times Before His Suicide
On July 13, 2014, authorities found the body of Conrad Roy III, 18, in his pickup truck parked outside a Kmart in Fairhaven, Massachusetts. He had killed himself by breathing carbon monoxide from a portable generator that he had placed with him inside the cab of his truck.
I thought the grill would be more fun…y’kno with the cheeseburgers and all…yet still a painless way to go
2022-07-12 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost
"i'll kill myself if you pity fuck me"
and then you cum in them and dont suicide
Just eat your cheeseburger and stfu
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2022-07-12 at 5:18 PM UTC
those are my PERSONAL cheeseburgers!!
seriously though that's the best idea yet, and one I have lightly researched before.
I'd do jigaboos idea of buying a black market handgun but I'm white and I'd probably get ripped off and robbed and raped in the part of the hood where that stuff goes down
2022-07-12 at 5:23 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Plastic bag /helium zip ties.
