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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    rollin up 3 joints for the work day
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    do you wear those white pants and sherman willems tees
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    24 7 365. they get me jobs all the time. I look like a painter,, also dickies painter pants last for 4 years even when bleached every wash plus they are comfy as fuk

    I have 40 sw t's and 30 pairs of painters pants. I havent purchased a shirt in 3 years , all I gotta buy is a new set of pants every 3 mo's and socks and sneeks

    OT just trimmed a gorilla glue plant a week early cuz Ima run out of glue if I didnt
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yappp....
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT 24 7 365. they get me jobs all the time. I look like a painter,, also dickies painter pants last for 4 years even when bleached every wash plus they are comfy as fuk

    I have 40 sw t's and 30 pairs of painters pants. I havent purchased a shirt in 3 years , all I gotta buy is a new set of pants every 3 mo's and socks and sneeks

    OT just trimmed a gorilla glue plant a week early cuz Ima run out of glue if I didnt

    Have you ever fallen off a roof or tall ladder?
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    my grandpa fell off a roof while working and quite literally split his wig open, ended up in a medical coma for a few days while they worked to reduce his brain swelling
  7. I worked with this guy roofing who slid right off a 40-foot-high 60 degree slope in a light drizzle of rain and landed squarely on his feet. No injuries. Climbed right back up and started working again, as if nothing ever happened. We were all laughing our asses off.
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    scraping dried shit out of my underwear
  9. Originally posted by Rape Monster scraping dried shit out of my underwear

    With the current state of the world, you could probably sell those shit flakes on Etsy.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Reading more dan brown
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ With the current state of the world, you could probably sell those shit flakes on Etsy.

    It's already been sold to a NiS user
  12. ETSY - FOR SALE -

    SHITFLAKES

    - fresh
    - could be used for art, decoration or supplement
    - vacuum sealed
    - all sales final


    $25/bag
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  13. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just swerved a 50 yr old special needs poster who models in thongs for other men on tiny chat for friendship

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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭❤️😆
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Making plans...
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    sometimes I think I would be better off as a cake monster than rape monster...
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster sometimes I think I would be better off as a cake monster than rape monster…

    I wonder how long that slampig who was on cupcakes wars mourned kr0z
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    the local schlammers were rejoicing in bumble but if you ask me the stuck up leftist yuppie culture of austin is just too much. It's where all the "Trendy" Twitch streamers live and people from California which Bill Krozby said ruined his home town

    I don't blame him for treating them like worthless whores. Every woman he described sounded terrible not like a DD right wing christian texan with a big gun and a horse that loves her man and god and country in THAT ORDER

    He could have moved somewheres else in Texas to find that but he was a city boy through and through.

    None of us deserved him. He was too great for this world.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Plans Made...❤️
  20. I want to fly 2 planes at the same time
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