Everyone is pleased with Bradley, lately, becuz he is rising up and meeting life's challenges head-on...

1. 2022-07-08 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   I didn't know this was a drug user site. Wow. Just wow
2. 2022-07-08 at 12:28 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   You say that cuz it's the first week of the month and you're all doped up on xanax and adderall.
3. 2022-07-08 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung One time wen i was camping raccoons opened several of my pickle jars and helped themselves.

   
   Wait.. racoons don't have opposable thumbs...
4. 2022-07-11 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   nigs?
5. 2022-07-11 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   congrats brad i hope you can become a big time cocaine dealer some day
6. 2022-07-11 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #66
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost congrats brad i hope you can become a big time cocaine dealer some day

   
   You and i wud not be his customers. We don't drink Diet Coke. It's Mexican Supermeth or bust, nigger.
7. 2022-07-11 at 11:28 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I might not be that big of a cocaine or opiate head but anyone that sells it is a true hero of capitalism in my opinion
   
   something about illegal/grey market drugs being exchanged for currency JUST MAKES ME SO FUCKING HARD
   
   https://otokonokopharma.com/
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
8. 2022-07-11 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait.. racoons don't have opposable thumbs…

   
   They still managed, somehow. Crafty little critters. 👍💖🦝
9. 2022-07-11 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #69
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait.. racoons don't have opposable thumbs…

   
   The raccoon does not have opposable thumbs, and in fact, their front paws do not look human, or even primate. They are similar in shape to a weasel or ferret paw, but there is no webbing between the front toes at all, giving the digits the look of fingers.
   
   The "pinkie" finger and "thumb" are offset from the middle three digits and can come together across the middle of the palm allowing the raccoon to grasp things and manipulate items with reasonable strength and extreme dexterity.
   
   Raccoons have been know to unscrew jars, undo locks and untie knots. The combination of bright mind and dexterous paws is highly effective and the raccoon has a reputation as a master thief and garbage-can ransacker.
   
   Many a homeowner has spent their spare time in a backyard war with the unstoppable neighborhood raccoons, who somehow manage to get into sheds, feed bins, dumpsters and doggie doors defying all manor of bungee cords, twist ties, latches and ropes.
10. 2022-07-11 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    did you know monkeys can't suck from a straw
11. 2022-07-12 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Do monkeys suck dick
12. 2022-07-12 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    they physically can't
13. 2022-07-12 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Do u believe that
14. 2022-07-12 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I have seen a video their mouths cannot form suction onto straws
    
    it might be able to give you a gumjob but it would probably just bite it off. you might have better luck training it to jerk you off
15. 2022-07-12 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    i just fuck myself, same shit
16. 2022-07-12 at 1:56 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I might not be that big of a cocaine or opiate head but anyone that sells it is a true hero of capitalism in my opinion
    
    something about illegal/grey market drugs being exchanged for currency JUST MAKES ME SO FUCKING HARD
    
    https://otokonokopharma.com/

    
    Drugs for cold, hard cash. Simple, yet deep.
17. 2022-07-12 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I have seen a video their mouths cannot form suction onto straws
    
    it might be able to give you a gumjob but it would probably just bite it off. you might have better luck training it to jerk you off

    
    Oh, yeah? Well, how come when they go "ooh, ooh, eee, eee, aa, aa" they have perfectly round mouths?
18. 2022-07-12 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Drugs for cold, hard cash. Simple, yet deep.

    
    I think LSD should be free but I understand the economics even if it was legal, what in this world is free? besides food sometimes and newspapers on the bus.
    
    they should hire those disabled people to give out LSD on the bus instead of newspapers
19. 2022-07-12 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    wait wait wait I'll have drugs again, then have the cash again, cry baby cryin again cuz he can't do what I can, i aint goin back to the can, shout out my lawyer jan, when i saw the law i ran, when i'm broke i'm your man but gettin rich is a simple plan
20. 2022-07-12 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Ghost I think LSD should be free but I understand the economics even if it was legal, what in this world is free? besides food sometimes and newspapers on the bus.
    
    they should hire those disabled people to give out LSD on the bus instead of newspapers

    
    toilet paper is free in like every public place