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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Fargo wtf

    I'm getting sick and tired of these libtards trying to take over my body .

    Mine mine my choice my uterus
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    *pours wine*
  3. CandyRein Black Hole


    🥰❤️




    😅

    Here we go 😆😭




    😍😍😍😍

    Biiiiish!!



    We Lit!!






    New Page ❤️
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  4. Originally posted by CandyRein If you clocked into a job.. like you clock into a Candyrein post…you wouldn't be walking around with dooky stains in your underwear…

    thou that is without stainned underwear among ye, come cast thy first stone at me.
  5. Ugh I passed out after that last drink 🙄
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i haven't drank in 40 days and I feel ok i guess, kinda want a black and mild, gonna tell everyone my gang name is WHITE N WILD
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's weird how alcoholic gets such a bad REP or bad WRAP or whatever the saying is. I guess I don't know. Is it bad rap? Bad wrap? Bad rep like representation? I don't know.

    But it's weird. People say it's so bad butt obviously it's pretty good actually. I've never not had fun getting drunk. I have way less fun sober.

    I've been in 8 treatments in my life, 3 inpatient, 2 of those long-term, a shit load of AA meetings and everything in between I can tell you that ultimately, drinking is much more fun than not drinking but of course there are levels to it all and hangivers aren't fun blah blah basically, it is what it is as kirt Vonnegut said and Roger waters oh we're just two lost swimming godlfish every day anyway so do what you want

    Actually being sober is nice too.

    I woke up still buzzed up and a drunk man telling you he's proud of your sobriety is probably as worthless as it gets but yeah good job being sober. You wouldn't be doing it without a reason so I'm glad you're able to accomplish such a feat. My last period of 2 years sobriety was right before zoklet and right when I was doing well it became the beginning of the end. I will be dead within the next 20 months please mark my words

    Speaking of MARK. I bet he didn't think he was gonna die when he did. Thanks PWP, for killing mark and then also killing yourself. What a nice thing
  8. You are both absolute gems 💎
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol candyland. I probably posted whatever I just posted, in the wrong thread. But whatever it's candyland I feel free in here. Plus I just tried to eat a cold chicken wing and it got me thinking how gross the chicken skin is and why we like to eat skin as well as meat?

    I wonder if anyone orders chicken wings and then just only eats the skin and discards the bones and meat and cartilage and all that other junk. Skins only. I wonder about that.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala You are both absolute gems 💎

    That 💎 represents my chess.com membership and I'm proud of it. I get detailed analysis and endless logic pussles :)
  11. At first I thought that said pussies
  12. But speaking of puzzles we are currently working on one
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala At first I thought that said pussies

    You and everyone ever

    What kind of pussle are you guys working on? Did you ever hear about that girl who was playing hide and seek with her husband and she just put him in a suitcase and got really drunk and laughed at him as he begged to be let out, then she went upstairs and went to bed and he died?
  14. Originally posted by mmQ You and everyone ever

    What kind of pussle are you guys working on? Did you ever hear about that girl who was playing hide and seek with her husband and she just put him in a suitcase and got really drunk and laughed at him as he begged to be let out, then she went upstairs and went to bed and he died?

    God I hope that’s not how Lanny dies
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala God I hope that’s not how Lanny dies

    It's sort of his fault if he's that dumb to get into a suitcase. Do you think you could get him to do that?
  17. Yeah bc I just showed him that video and he said “this is definitely how I’m gonna die oh well”
  18. Also here’s the puzzle

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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Fralalauren let me out babe. Seriously I can't fucking breath."

    "Hahaha that's how I feel when you cheat on me."

    *passes out*
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Also here’s the puzzle


    Ooh pretty 😍 colors
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