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I just had crystal meth for the first time

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    snorted a line.
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  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Its weird how liberated these dudes were. like they were literally on hifi mode. one was a straight like rockstar hair all over the place addict but the rest looked normal. This ukrainian dude at the bar me and star trek kicked it at introduced me to them and snorted a line too.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The feeling was sort of like being alert or aware and sobered me up in a way but my nose felt sort of agitated or weird for a while.
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I told those guys I was 30 not 37 and they wouldnt even beliueve 30 they guessed I ws their age or like 21.
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    my dick is sort of getting hard all of a sudden. but still not fully.
  6. #6
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    LMAO nice

    get cranked up son!





    Originally posted by Wariat my dick is sort of getting hard all of a sudden. but still not fully.

    have fun watching porn for 2 days non stop without food. Remember to drink water kids!
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  7. #7
    blaster master victim of incest
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    LOL

    meth makes him spell properly
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  9. #9
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Now you are the one giving rim jobs
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  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid have fun watching porn for 2 days non stop without food. Remember to drink water kids!

    "mom I'm just exercising I'm trying to get in shape!"
  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra "mom I'm just exercising I'm trying to get in shape!"

    "you won't tell anyone you saw me getting changed, right?"
  12. #12
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    i hope he stays awake all day and loses his mind
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster "you won't tell anyone you saw me getting changed, right?"

    there was someone on zoklet, don't remember who

    did meth and jerked off watching porno for like 12 hours, rolling around on the floor

    when his mother woke up for work and found him (rolling around on the floor) he tried to convince her that he was 'just exercising, I'm trying to get into shape'
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  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    fuck i cant imagine how degenerate your proclivities are going to become with the aid of methamphetamine. this will be a marvel and a horror to behold. cosmic and terrifying.
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  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid i hope he stays awake all day and loses his mind

    His mind is already long gone.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Did you get their number so you can get more? You should smoke it next time.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    I can teach you how to smoke it, you can also boof it (In your ass). I'd be so excited to be you. Not gonna lie for the first time since your milf fetish day, I am proud of you.

    Lol @ you telling those 13 year olds that guessed you were 32 that they were right, when you're 37. Kinda creepy.
  18. #18
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Shit must have been bunk he should be wide awake right now with 30 tabs open of different porn
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  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I only had a small line and felt it for like a couple hours like a spurt of energy but still slept. still felt it slightly fter waking up but it wasnt enough to do much.
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    was it crystally or powdery tweaknoobwariat?
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