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does anyone else's dick twitch when they hear about mass shootings

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    it gives me a funny warm feeling in my tummy
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    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    I don't feel anything anymore

    my name is achoo the rapper I get fucked up on benadryl and rap about how much hay fever and scopolamine being illegal sucks
    look how big my pupils are
    except i don't kill anyone because im too fucked up / tired / hallucinating on benadryl to ever leave my apartment

    and I don't actually rap I just eat benadryl all day, sneeze and sleep.

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    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    my dick doesn't twitch, it twitters
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    *Scron alert*
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    WOZNY ALERT
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    looking like a cyclone hit you
    tank top screaming "lotto, I don't fit you!"
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no but there are two girls on tictoc that do that to me when they wiggle wiggle. I cant post anything to them cuz they are not old enough but damn they got moves and will both be multi millionaire's before they hit 20
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Rape Monster it gives me a funny warm feeling in my tummy

    you dont have a uterus.

    thats your prostate,
  10. #10
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont have a uterus.

    thats your prostate,

    I am pregnant with your new baby brother you bitch
  11. #11
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    My dick feels like a pinch on the tip and then I have to make tinkles
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    Originally posted by Rape Monster I am pregnant with your new baby brother you bitch

    will plastic coat hanger do.
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  13. #13
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny will plastic coat hanger do.

    Yes, I've fit wider things up my urethra before
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Yes, I've fit wider things up my urethra before

    another mans penis ?
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