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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He's wearing platforms

    Yes, but so am I so it evens out.
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yes, but so am I so it evens out.

    How are you feeling. Did the treatment go well?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it inevitable that there will be firework injuries? I wonder what they are per population. Will 1 out of 100 people suffer a minor burn or injury? How many people a year will DIE from casual fireworks they purchased? How many out of a million will be severely injured? What are the odds of me sitting on my deck and a stray bottle rocket or Roman candle catches me directly in the open eye when I'm not paying attention?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is it inevitable that there will be firework injuries? I wonder what they are per population. Will 1 out of 100 people suffer a minor burn or injury? How many people a year will DIE from casual fireworks they purchased? How many out of a million will be severely injured? What are the odds of me sitting on my deck and a stray bottle rocket or Roman candle catches me directly in the open eye when I'm not paying attention?

    Pretty high if your my neighbor
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Is it inevitable that there will be firework injuries? I wonder what they are per population. Will 1 out of 100 people suffer a minor burn or injury? How many people a year will DIE from casual fireworks they purchased? How many out of a million will be severely injured? What are the odds of me sitting on my deck and a stray bottle rocket or Roman candle catches me directly in the open eye when I'm not paying attention?

    Three people per year die of swallowing lit firecrackers.
  6. Mass killings are based
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Someone said another mass shooting happened in Pittsburg or Philly
  8. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    We should be having mass sex instead but these incels are getting any so instead they do this
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Mass cumshotting
  10. Every school should be given a tactical nuclear bomb to combat mass shooters.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Every school should be given a tactical nuclear bomb to combat mass shooters.

    maybe they should teach people how to be nice to one another and not kill
  12. Originally posted by Twinkie the kid maybe they should teach people how to be nice to one another and not kill

    If you tried to teach me that shit, I'd shoot you
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid maybe they should teach people how to be nice to one another and not kill

    shut the fuck up, faggot. Violence is the only way.
  14. Originally posted by WellHung shut the fuck up, faggot. Violence is the only way.

    Shut up.
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid We should be having mass sex instead but these incels are getting any so instead they do this

    70s are over with. Key parties and boot cut flares are out

    Blame the CIA and their tweaking of the SIV/hep-c/polio virus vaccine they tried to push into the gay community for that one

    They killed free love in less than 5 years
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Make a list of all the good things the CIA did vs all of the terrible things they made worse here

    I bet Aldra knows but won't post it
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Three people per year die of swallowing lit firecrackers.

    Source Mr electro-chicken-bot
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Killing a bunch of random people and myself
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Killing a bunch of random people and myself

    ^nice trigger phrase.

    Lanny has to do some man-splaing now to the knock at the door
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders ^nice trigger phrase.

    Lanny has to do some man-splaing now to the knock at the door

    No one gives a fuck about us or this site, I could plot the president's murder here and not be noticed
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