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being in a wheelchair would suck

  1. #1
    I am gonna cripple my enemies instead of murder them from now on

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    When I grease the spokes of my wheelchair I can sometimes skim over the top of stairs and ride them safely to the bottom at lightning speed. Works 20% of the time
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    Bradley Black Hole
    You should shove a skewer into their spine so they can't move below the neck and turn them into a head on a stick.
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    Xalaxar666 Houston
    harcore
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    bend over and bite the pillow and i can put u in a wheel chair 🍆
  6. #6
    CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster bend over and bite the pillow and i can put u in a wheel chair 🍆

    With what a highlighter?
  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    I remember this girl in a wheelchair all excited that someone had texted her, she was telling her carer about it... Idk it made me think that she was broken, and I think psychologists trying to make you feel okay about having less are really breaking you, you shouldn't be okay with less.
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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Were only a decade away from solving paraplegic issues but there is no money in curing cancer or aids
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I remember this guy messaged me on a dating app and he was in a wheelchair and I didn't realize it at first (all head shots) and when he was like "You won't have to push me around for life." I was like what you mean? He sent me a picture of him in a hoverround.

    Pass.
  10. #10
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CrazyJoe With what a highlighter?

    Cricket bat
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Were only a decade away from solving paraplegic issues but there is no money in curing cancer or aids

    Cancer isn't a single definable disease...it's a multitude of types...there will never be a singular cure for cancer because there is no one type.

    ..well except NANOBOT technology that can go in and zap the affected cells.
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