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Poll: Would you rather be?

Would you rather have no arms or be blind?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    I personally would rather have no arms. A lot of contentment comes from reading and ocular stimulation (watching the Natural Sciences/World, Sex) I would go far as to argue that I would rather be armless & deaf than blind. I am good at convincing others of shit and know that I could find someone to turn the pages and suck me off and what not.

    It would be hard to kill my enemies, but I suppose that would happen if I was blind.

    I think the sense of smell is the least valuable sense (Which I consider taste to be intwined with, otherwise it's taste), then hearing.

    If I was deaf, I wouldn't give a fuck, most of what I use it for is talking which I could do anyway because I already know speech, a lot of people think I am partially deaf (I am partially deaf in my right ear from not using ear protection while playing with guns as a child) already.

    THe most important sense to me is Sight. Thank God I have two eyeballs. If I could trade one eyeball to eliminate an enemy of my choice at a time of my choice, I would my priority one living enemy (I have two right now) drop dead immediately.

    How about you?
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    For the sake of argument, armless means you don't have anything going in your shoulder sockets. No nubs, no nub porn, you don't have wrists and hands in a pile, etc.
  3. #3
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    neither
  4. #4
    No arms, I can always 3D print a set...assuming I can get someone with arms to setup the printer and follow instructions.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No arms, I can always 3D print a set…assuming I can get someone with arms to setup the printer and follow instructions.

    use ur tongue and or dik
  6. #6
    Originally posted by cigreting use ur tongue and or dik

    They'll be b busy with whoever I get to setup the 3D printer
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    look but don't touch, or touch but don't look
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you think people with no arms wash their feet a lot more.
  9. #9
    Kafka sweaty
    It would be a nightmare not being able to read but I could get someone to do that for me or listen to audiobooks. I think I’d be okay with going blind tomorrow, I have a vivid imagination.
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka It would be a nightmare not being able to read but I could get someone to do that for me or listen to audiobooks. I think I’d be okay with going blind tomorrow, I have a vivid imagination.

    braille's always an option but it's inefficient as shit

    I think it's cool how some kids have been able to develop echolocation to compensate
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra I think it's cool how some kids have been able to develop echolocation to compensate

    same
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