I got kidnapped by dirty Indians

1. 2022-06-25 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   
   
   They took me in their filthy canoe.
   
   
   
   Force marched me to their mud hut.
   
   
   
   Taught me about their once great village.
   
   
   And how the white man burned it all down except 2 stupid huts.
   
   
   
   Pretty sure Im for dinner.
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2. 2022-06-25 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Blue eyed guy? The local squaws would be all over you.
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   • blaster master
3. 2022-06-25 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   They wouldn't touch him in the day. White men didn't wash and we're viewed as unclean. They would scalp you and trade it for plastic beads.
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
4. 2022-06-25 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   You should teach them how to use flex seal to repair their mud huts
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   • BeeReBuddy, 
   • blaster master, 
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5. 2022-06-25 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #5
   

   curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
   Bro, when are you gonna get back with Chelle and link, brauh?
6. 2022-06-25 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #6
   blaster master victim of incest
7. 2022-06-25 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #7
   

   curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by blaster master uhh, never.

   
   is this how it ends?
8. 2022-06-25 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Iguess they dont scalp palefaces that are already greying
9. 2022-06-25 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #9
   

   curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
   Is we fuckin' rollin or not, nigga?
10. 2022-06-25 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #10
    

    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    Lame
11. 2022-06-25 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Where the fuck s Nile at?
    
    
    Someone check up on him.
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    • Sudo
12. 2022-06-25 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #12
    

    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    Fuck nile
13. 2022-06-25 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #13
    

    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    I want to have fun
14. 2022-06-26 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by curlyKellen I want to have fun

    
    That was recently banned by the government
15. 2022-06-26 at 2:21 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Fun? We used to be able to talk to women and drink alcohol and occasionally get laid and walk about and cops would always harass us. Take weed. Threaten jail take beer, you should feel lucky we're letting you off.
    
    
    Fucking would never ever happen in this day and age.
    
    
    Then you grow up, get married and have fun as a family until the kids hit teen years and you realized how fucked up you acted towards your parents however you never stopped talking to them. They poisoned kids to wish death on boomers and xgen cause "We had it easy, we left them nothing but debt"
16. 2022-06-26 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #16
    

    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    Na bro, I just want to hit the ave and hassle hipsters, lol.
17. 2022-06-26 at 12:23 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Where the fuck s Nile at?
    
    
    Someone check up on him.

    
    I think he mightve gave me his phone number before but I bet its not connected. Hope he aite
18. 2022-06-26 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I think he mightve gave me his phone number before but I bet its not connected. Hope he aite

    
    Did he really lose his digits or was he just faking it with sludge of sometype
    
    When he showed nubs the back of the hands were showing like he just bent them inward