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finally a day with zero drinking

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    first one in like two weeks. i also just ran and worked out a bit in the evening albeit very nice summer weather and am now ewting ben and jerries ice cream which is literwlly the most expensive ice cream you can buy in poland at 28 zloty a small pint or whatever.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    go out for a beer and celebrate
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    lol
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im drunk
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yet you still type like you're faded. I guess that's not surprising
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have an incredibly high alcohol tolerance where I can drink an unlimited amount, not get hung over, and am generally pretty functional drunk and can go to work the next day

    i have no real memory of what i've done the past year though and every time I'm sober I am stuck with the crushing realization of everything crashing down on me and slowly burning which drives me to drink every more

    wariats problem is his lack of torment in daily life. You should not be happy and relaxed shitting on dogs and teenagers but instead ridden with internal guilt and stress over virtually nothing in a dead dying society of barking ants and liquid shit
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Yet you still type like you're faded. I guess that's not surprising

    Permanent brain damage from all the drinking
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood where I can drink an unlimited amount, not get hung over


    Yeah that will change in a few years. In my 20s I could go out...have 15 beers get home at 12, and get up at 7am the next morning for work as if nothing happened...6 days a week.

    Then mid 30s came along...
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    some days are worse than others like that time I threw up on myself while taking a big stinky but I still made it to work that day

    I used to be a lot worse and puke at work and be sick all day but with a high alcohol tolerance I always seem to recover by the time I start working. It's nice being able to drink a lot any time you want and not worry about feeling like shit the next day

    My tolerance is so high now that I have to drink doubles and I don't even really get that "drunk" not like before when I would be stumbling all over the place and acting wild, there is a sweet spot between not getting sick and being able to get fucked up from a small amount of booze

    but I have long passed that point.
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