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2022-06-19 at 5:34 PM UTCMy mum is on a pilgrimage in Spain and blocked me.
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2022-06-19 at 5:55 PM UTCI'm sorry you had to go thru all thatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-06-23 at 5:15 AM UTCNah too mean
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2022-06-23 at 12:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Loli Waffen Division SS I'm so slick and smooth
I got the groove
Bitches and hoes love me so much
While you niggas watch because you're just out of touch
Playin on my PS2 and dreamin of vodka
Brah's got a 14tb NAT drive and a small todger
Livin on the edge in my mom's rented Condo
Got a 1976 Pinto held together with bondo.
Come on over and we'll play with my DAW
We can talk about imageboards if you get bored
I'll even let you wear my Oculus DK1
It was cutting edge back in 2001 -
2022-06-23 at 2:07 PM UTC
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2022-06-23 at 2:12 PM UTCMy mom cock blocked me from fucking my sister
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2022-06-23 at 3:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Ya I want to have kids but to end American racism I'm gonna find a spouse that's non white and do it like an oatmeal creampie.
Probably gonna be hispanic or black cuz Asians don't really like me though I'm open to the possibility to all non jedis.
miscegenation and creating mixed race babies is the worst kind of crime against humanity a "human" can do.
if you love your child, give them the best DNA. not the worst.
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2022-06-25 at 5:13 AM UTC
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2022-06-25 at 6:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders She used to be a city girl turn country gal but she's old now
She was a pretty lady. My mom was too in her youth. Most women in my family are attractive but the men, not so much
Nothing lasts forever. You could have fucked her without parental consent. IDK if you're older or younger than her, and it would be a lot of work, but i bet if you would have been smart about it, you could have fucked her. -
2022-06-25 at 7 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Nothing lasts forever. You could have fucked her without parental consent. IDK if you're older or younger than her, and it would be a lot of work, but i bet if you would have been smart about it, you could have fucked her.
Ok gross but her friends were cute
But I was a greasy booger nose 12 year old when they were 18-20
I still looked 12 at age 15. There is a Van Halen concert filmed for VHS and MTV where I'm in the audience and it's a split second and I vaguely remember a friend who was with the camera guy who was allowed to do a macro zoom on my face and came down and told me at the end of the concert. I at the time thought Yeah ok. But then saw it later. It's on YouTube. -
2022-06-25 at 7:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Ok gross but her friends were cute
But I was a greasy booger nose 12 year old when they were 18-20
I still looked 12 at age 15. There is a Van Halen concert filmed for VHS and MTV where I'm in the audience and it's a split second and I vaguely remember a friend who was with the camera guy who was allowed to do a macro zoom on my face and came down and told me at the end of the concert. I at the time thought Yeah ok. But then saw it later. It's on YouTube.
Boy 12 girl 20 is not going to work 99% of the time. But you do read sometimes about female teachers hooking up with their young students, 12-14 seems to be popular among the pedo ladies out there. -
2022-06-25 at 9:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Boy 12 girl 20 is not going to work 99% of the time. But you do read sometimes about female teachers hooking up with their young students, 12-14 seems to be popular among the pedo ladies out there.
Yeah but there isn't usually an older Bro-heem and his buddy busting into a bedroom laughing their asses off while ahmm someone and she is in a bathing suit just put on after showering off. just out of the hot tub while said 12 year old was laying next to her 19 year old hottie blonde self and holding the blow drier for her while she was brushing her hair out.
I got to see her naked in the hot tub too but me and another 12-13 year old got everyone into trouble because we were naked also naked. The security called the cops.
This was a known swingers condo complex in the late 70s. Seems fucked up now but a hell of an experience back then. -
2022-06-26 at 12:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Yeah but there isn't usually an older Bro-heem and his buddy busting into a bedroom laughing their asses off while ahmm someone and she is in a bathing suit just put on after showering off. just out of the hot tub while said 12 year old was laying next to her 19 year old hottie blonde self and holding the blow drier for her while she was brushing her hair out.
I got to see her naked in the hot tub too but me and another 12-13 year old got everyone into trouble because we were naked also naked. The security called the cops.
This was a known swingers condo complex in the late 70s. Seems fucked up now but a hell of an experience back then.
They got themselves in trouble by bringing 12-13yo boys along to their little swinger party. I got a girl next door story. Check it out. So i grew up in a house that had a joining backyard with the neighbors that lived in the house behind us right. We'd used to walk over say hi, chat. Nice people.
Anyway, they had a daughter, but when i was real young like 5, they got divorced, so they had shared custody. So the daughter was only around every so often. She was a bit older than me i wanna say six or seven years older, sounds about right and she was always perfectly nice and sweet, and we got along great. Then one day when i was like 14, i was hanging out in the garden when all of a sudden she walks up in a bikini top and short blue jeans and she's like: Hey Soph! Overly excited. Wanna go to the pool? So i was like, fuck yeah. The pool rocks.
We go there, it's an indoor pool so she insists on paying for the tickets. Let's just say from there on she stopped being so subtle about why we were there. What a fucking temptress. And i ain't even mad. Only thing i am mad about is that i was too young and gobsmacked to take full advantage of the fortunate position i found myself in.
On balance, 7/10. All in all good times. -
2022-06-26 at 2:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie They got themselves in trouble by bringing 12-13yo boys along to their little swinger party. I got a girl next door story. Check it out. So i grew up in a house that had a joining backyard with the neighbors that lived in the house behind us right. We'd used to walk over say hi, chat. Nice people.
Anyway, they had a daughter, but when i was real young like 5, they got divorced, so they had shared custody. So the daughter was only around every so often. She was a bit older than me i wanna say six or seven years older, sounds about right and she was always perfectly nice and sweet, and we got along great. Then one day when i was like 14, i was hanging out in the garden when all of a sudden she walks up in a bikini top and short blue jeans and she's like: Hey Soph! Overly excited. Wanna go to the pool? So i was like, fuck yeah. The pool rocks.
We go there, it's an indoor pool so she insists on paying for the tickets. Let's just say from there on she stopped being so subtle about why we were there. What a fucking temptress. And i ain't even mad. Only thing i am mad about is that i was too young and gobsmacked to take full advantage of the fortunate position i found myself in.
On balance, 7/10. All in all good times.
They were age 17-19
Rents an apartment with some Queen cover band at that time.
Rented a 2 bedroom condo with a patio deck hanging over a pool and hot tub -
2022-06-26 at 2:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders They were age 17-19
Rents an apartment with some Queen cover band at that time.
Rented a 2 bedroom condo with a patio deck hanging over a pool and hot tub
Cool story
I was 14 and banged my brother's ex 23 year old. He was 18
I lost my virginity to her but looking back it was fucked up. Just seemed like a high point at the time
