Selfish things Yu do 2 yur better half?

1. 2022-06-21 at 7:24 AM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   Gigi is real picky about fairness with snacks.. she always get bigger portions which is hilarious because shes thin AF
   
   
   Me, I breath air and I gain a pound or two
   
   
   Anyways, she doesn't like peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. And I do. And I ate most of mine and then started to snack out of her French vanilla and Swiss almond ice cream. Then I created an air pocket to make it look where she left it last, near the top 🎩 I'm a bad boi
2. 2022-06-21 at 8:33 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Ya but what about 9/11 and Jeff hunter and totse?
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3. 2022-06-21 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Ya but what about 9/11 and Jeff hunter and totse?

   
   It stole more than ice cream 🍦
4. 2022-06-22 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   This reminds me of someone, her housemates were a couple and had this bottle of wine they brought back from holiday, had a pic with them and their dog on the bottle. She drank it then filled it with water and superglued the lid back on.
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5. 2022-06-22 at 12:29 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   i left my mental illness untreated.
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6. 2022-06-22 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   a load of cum on the ass
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