"Your Friday nights will never be the same with this classy giant wine glass"
Mine would never be the same again because I'd be reminded every Friday night, as I shamefully pulled out my massive wine goblet that I willingly paid $150 of real money for and am forced to keep in my closet next to my hamper, that I didn't consider the fact I haven't a single friend to share it with or show it off to; that I only want to drink half a bottle anyway and so I'm going to look like a poor poor fool, completely alone, slowly tilting the glass up ever higher as I attempt to catch the wine flow from a glass mouth designed to be drank from a mighty giant such ass the great Jolly Green, and finally sadly laughing at the realization of it all, forcing me to cough and jerk forward, spilling the entirety of the glass upon my sweaty naked body and WEEPING myself to sleep. Ya know?
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