2022-06-14 at 1:17 AM UTC
Eat a dick & choke on it, nigger.
2022-06-14 at 1:41 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
What if you're a refrigerator repairman? Then your job is to expend energy to make things colder. If you fixed a fridge easily with no effort the net temperature change would be in the negative degrees.
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2022-06-14 at 1:56 AM UTC
Yeah WHAT ABOUT THAT??
Or when David Blaine lived in the ice chunk for 8 years he was getting paid therefore he was working and he was super duper cold
2022-06-14 at 2:05 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Did you know David blaines first magic trick was "the stranger" where he sat on his hand for 10 minutes on stage, then pulled down his pants and started rubbing one out.
A man stood up and yelled "this sick fuck is masturbating" and Mr. Blaine said
"oh ye of little faith. Sit upon your right appendage for 10 minutes and once you place it upon thine penis ye shalt see tis no longer a part of your own body. Instead it is that of a strangers"
Well everyone in the audience gave him the benefit of the doubt (they had after all PAID to see the then unknown magician) and after that 10 minutes, during which Mr. Blaine had climaxed almost continuously, they were all awestruck by the sensation they had experienced. "THIS IS NOT MY HAND AT ALL" they all cried and threw money onstage with their left hands. The rest is jizzstory
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2022-06-14 at 2:11 AM UTC
Oh yeah I think I remember that. It was when he was 11 years old, right? Waiting for the subway train in Brooklyn right? Just performing the trick live to the subway urchins right?
