Ah don't sell yourself short Matty P, sure I'd go to a Tool show with you or any show for that matter. You're definitely intriguing enough and I honestly would love to know what you're like in real life- including your facial expressions and mannerisms and just your general personality.
If you're gonna be overly obnoxious, which I doubt you would, maybe I'd not prefer to see Tool with you but something a little less.. serious..for lack of a better term, but if knew you weren't going to be embarrassing or do something extremely fucked up, I'd most def see Tool with you. I'd wanna do a warm up show like Fire House at the local RibFest just to test the waters and see how much drugs and alcohol you were on in order to comfortably meet me.
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