2022-06-13 at 5:19 PM UTC
Making sketti to take to work for lunch break tonight š
2022-06-13 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
In my element
I don't know why but I feel like that guy on the right holding the food and staring directly at your camera might be some type of a bad raper man.
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2022-06-13 at 8:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
I mean I don't know shit about guns and never hunted or been in the military and I figured it out on my own fairly easily….
As well you should. I think I probably learned this concept in 2nd or 3rd grade playing sports and learning how to "lead your receiver." If someone is moving away from you, you don't throw the ball to where they're at the moment of your release you throw it to where they're going to be by the time it gets there. Lo and behold this same concept applies to all sorts of things. Did someone here not understand that? Hehehee
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2022-06-13 at 8:44 PM UTC
You even have to account for the spin of the Earth.
2022-06-13 at 8:56 PM UTC
Found my new crush, this mousy plain looking hispanic girl with really light skin who no one hits on. She told me her name is Melissa and she's trying to quit smoking, smokes fluent spanish, doesn't have a wedding ring, and is really scrawny.
Now I know I'm budging on a lot of my criteria but when I asked if she has any kids she laughed (a good sign) and smiled hwen I said no and I've never been married.
IDK why people aren't interested in women like this but I have always loved plain looking simple girls who don't really get all that attention from men and like when I take an interest in them.
She said I'm really smart and complimented me for not "dressing like everyone" when in reality, I just wear button ups and slacks but I guess that's a major leap for Little Havana.
She doens't have a booty or large titties and wears baggy clothes, but she's probably like 90-105lb so I will be able to pick her up quite confidently.
I like her a lot and she has a good job at this sober living facility.
havne't seen that black girl with the tight braids but she's my second option but all the black guys from prison are always following her around and I'm thinking she likes her own kind cuz she uses the word nigga when she talking to them and I saw her doing some weird crip walk dance that kinda idk wasn't impressed
2022-06-13 at 9:24 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
4 lbs butter and 2 cases of coke 33 bucks
90 lbs bird feed 53 bucks
2 steaks 49.95...
12 gallons gas 50 bucks
my ass hurts
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2022-06-13 at 11:16 PM UTC
Drinking some can wine and making some turkey chili
2022-06-13 at 11:35 PM UTC
It was great
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2022-06-14 at 12:04 AM UTC
On my first break of the night .. sitting outside and starting to wonder why I came outside to such humidity..
Cotttdamn...Iām goin back in the air
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