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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hi guys.
    I had a pretty good weekend.
    We went to Magic Castle and later to a festival.
    Also we brought my girlfriend's dad over to spend some time with his grand daughter and us. We grilled out and had lunch.
    Wasn't crazy exciting or anything but it was a good weekend.

    Anyways, this coming week looks all too familiar to past weeks.
    Planning on working OT as much as I can fit in.
    Going to dick around the house some and see if I can't find something to do around here.

    Next weekend my girlfriend wants to clean up the yard.
    Picked up some weed killer so I hope to spray that once we get a dry day.
    Need to mow and weed eat.
    We don't have a weed eater that is powerful enough for the job and I need to find a good one.
    I hope to have it done before we get to the weekend so she can instead not insist on us toying with the yard on our days off.

    Might try to band aid my car some more to see if I can keep it going a little longer.
    Really don't know what Imma get into.

    I'll be honest, I'm not feeling super motivated right this second to do much of anything.
    Maybe I'll feel better when I wake up but I'm in the process of flipping my schedule back to suit my work week.
    Unfortunately it is uncomfortably cold and I really just want to go lay in bed.
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    A week hotter than hell quickly approaches.
    Dis old house is so fucking confusing to me.
    The basement is colder than the inside of the fridge and upstairs is like the inside of the oven.
  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Whats wrong with your car and buy a cheap aeed wacker on cl or go buy one theyre like 100 for a gas one
  4. #4
    Rent the whacker from Lowes or Home Depot...$30 for 4hrs
  5. #5
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I hope to have it done before we get to the weekend so she can instead not insist on us toying with the yard on our days off.

    hate how women do this. it's a universal thing with them. any time their man has any idle time they feel the need to fill it with projects and tasks. women hate to see a man relax.....that lazy piece of shit don't do anything around this house!!!!
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster hate how women do this. it's a universal thing with them. any time their man has any idle time they feel the need to fill it with projects and tasks. women hate to see a man relax…..that lazy piece of shit don't do anything around this house!!!!

    It's actually something I want to do too. Just not on the weekend.
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Woke up today and it was already in the mid 80's and rising outside.
    Last night I messaged a guy about a car but was asleep when he messaged me back and it was sold before I could respond.
    Sucks because it was a good price but whatever whatever things happen for a reason.
    Paid a bill this morning and am about to go shave and shower.
    Going to spray the weeds before work today and I might hit up the dollar store on my way to work and pick up something to use as a water bowl for the dogs outside.
    Also I need to order new enhancements for the cat's water fountain. Might do that right now.
    My plan is to get to work early again and start this new week off strong.
    The extra money does help and the more I can get the better.
    Later this week I'll try to pick up a shit fuck weed eater on craigslist or something so I don't waste a bunch of money on a new one.
    That's all for now folks.
    Stay cool.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It's actually something I want to do too. Just not on the weekend.

    Alright fair enough but you know what I mean man
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster hate how women do this. it's a universal thing with them. any time their man has any idle time they feel the need to fill it with projects and tasks. women hate to see a man relax…..that lazy piece of shit don't do anything around this house!!!!

    I gave a girl a black eye and yeeted a relationship over this once. It was my long weekend and I wanted to get drunk and play video games instead of do taxes or whatever and the girl I was dating at the time UNPLUGGED MY COMPUTER MID GAME and ruined all my progress i made all day so I socked her in the eye and she threatened to call the cops on me
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  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Days going alright.
    Did a little before work.
    Showed up an hour early.
    Things are going smooth.
    Probably will be stuck here past my usual time.
    Some coworkers did not come in.
    Oh well...
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Rent the whacker from Lowes or Home Depot…$30 for 4hrs

    Your stupidity just continues to evolve. At that rate he could buy a gasoline powered weed whacker after about 19 hours of rental.

    https://smile.amazon.com/Homdox-Straight-Cordless-Gasoline-Detachable/dp/B09XMK57XM/ref=sr_1_3?crid=16N3I02UDVD7P&keywords=weed+wacker&qid=1655168614&refinements=p_n_power_source_browse-bin%3A492228011%2Cp_36%3A8500-20000&rnid=2661611011&s=lawn-garden&sprefix=weed+%2Caps%2C162&sr=1-3
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I want a Redmax weedeater.
    Straight shaft.
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I just farted
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I just farted

    you love the high-pitched toots the most, don't u?
  15. #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Mine come out like a fog horn on a river barge
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  16. #16
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Mine come out like a fog horn on a river barge

    mine sound like a fat woman sitting down on a trash bag full of gravy
  17. #17
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Cut it once ..unless you live on a steep hill and need to weed abate, just use a lawnmower. Buy one, use it, return it. Pay the 10 percent restock fee if you have too.. cheaper then renting one

    Then unless you want a lawn, just lay down burlap blankets with rocks on top. Let them cut off the sun for 4 or 5 days, shit is dead afterwards. Won't grow back

    Put in a rock garden and plant cactus

    Do it right, no more weeds
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Cut it once ..unless you live on a steep hill and need to weed abate, just use a lawnmower. Buy one, use it, return it. Pay the 10 percent restock fee if you have too.. cheaper then renting one

    Then unless you want a lawn, just lay down burlap blankets with rocks on top. Let them cut off the sun for 4 or 5 days, shit is dead afterwards. Won't grow back

    Put in a rock garden and plant cactus

    Do it right, no more weeds

    Kill the grass the weeds won't mind. You are such a dumbass. Weeds will always be a problem without maintenance. Go look at the old road from L.A. to Vegas sometime if you can even find it in most spots. I used to off road it on the Vegas end in the 90's and it was nothing more than square patches of old asphalt with weeds grown all through it. It was shut down just 30 years before that.

    Wonzy you don't know jack shit because all you have ever done is read about shit, have never done shit, and never will do shit. So going forward I suggest more reading and less typing.
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  19. #19
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Kill the grass the weeds won't mind. You are such a dumbass. Weeds will always be a problem without maintenance. Go look at the old road from L.A. to Vegas sometime if you can even find it in most spots. I used to off road it on the Vegas end in the 90's and it was nothing more than square patches of old asphalt with weeds grown all through it. It was shut down just 30 years before that.

    Wonzy you don't know jack shit because all you have ever done is read about shit, have never done shit, and never will do shit. So going forward I suggest more reading and less typing.

    I owned property in Contra Costa county, rolling hills. I used to have to do weed abatement every year or the county would do it for you. You know 0 about me

    Go drink a fifth and clean your guns in lane 1 on the nearest highway
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I owned property in Contra Costa county, rolling hills. I used to have to do weed abatement every year or the county would do it for me. You know 0 about me

    Go drink a fifth and clean your guns in lane 1 on the nearest highway

    FTFY

    Anybody who has dealt with weeds doesn't call it abatement unless they just talk about it while others do it. Like I said you ain't done shit which is why you don't have shit.

    BTW it's a good thing you and Princess Croaker never had kids. You would have had to wait for their tails to fall off and their arms and legs to grow in. I mean where do you find onesies with a tail?

    BTW way I only drink about 4 to 6 beers and maybe 2 shots of Irish whisky (neat) per week so I guess you don't know jack shit about me Paul "Polliwog" Wonzy.

    *edit*
    Paul Polliwog Wonzy Jr. could have been your first born male child.
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