What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-06-13 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #31061
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bradley dude i had the nastiest dryest fucking chicken ever and i dind't wanna offend my friends wife so i dind't say shit and he started with veggies and rice sand then moved onto the chicken i had taken one bite of and after he started eating it I tried taking my second bite and he said "Brad don't eat this shit" and started yelling at his wife to make gravy.
   
   Hispanics are really good people (to me).

   
   I am super weird about eating anyone's home cooking, I avoid doing so as much as I can. I also don't like eating with people's utensils or dishes
2. 2022-06-13 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #31062
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT … I'm the killer when its time to slaughter so I try not to get friendly with them.
   I don't like killin em but its what I gotta do. Rick has favorites I do not.

   
   That's exactly why I buy all my meat at the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.
3. 2022-06-13 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #31063
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's exactly why I buy all my meat at the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.

   
   first one I put down I pulled its neck to far and its head came off and I got my white shirt covered in a spew of blood
   now I pull with care not to remove the head.
4. 2022-06-13 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #31064
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   building a plucker for the big kill
5. 2022-06-13 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #31065
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT first one I put down I pulled its neck to far and its head came off and I got my white shirt covered in a spew of blood
   now I pull with care not to remove the head.

   
   At four years old, my job was to kill and clean chickens. I had a big old wood stump to lay their heads on and a sharp hand ax to get the job done. I'd cut their heads off and they'd run and smash into the walls, back and forth until they dropped.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • POLECAT
6. 2022-06-13 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #31066
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At four years old, my job was to kill and clean chickens. I had a big old wood stump to lay their heads on and a sharp hand ax to get the job done. I'd cut their heads off and they'd run and smash into the walls, back and forth until they dropped.

   
   cool story grandpa 👍👍
7. 2022-06-13 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #31067
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   don't farmers usually just use a stick to break their necks
8. 2022-06-13 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #31068
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Making chai tea with golden mylk and working well I will work soon first I'm going to smoke and watch real housewives.
9. 2022-06-13 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #31069
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I am super weird about eating anyone's home cooking, I avoid doing so as much as I can. I also don't like eating with people's utensils or dishes

   
   How long have you suffered with OCD. Also who are you by the way? Someone should turn you into a muppet ya know?
10. 2022-06-13 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #31070
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I'd do the slaughtering right inside in the chicken coop, with an inch or two of sand on the floor. Breaking their neck with a stick won't stop them from trying to get away. Never heard of using a stick, and I grew up on a farm. Most efficient method is by ax.
11. 2022-06-13 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #31071
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    my two female neighbors talk to each other like all fucking day long....constant stream of loud mindless drivel you can hear from next door when the windows are open. feel like I lose iq points just listening to it. why the fuck do people feel the need to do that?
12. 2022-06-13 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #31072
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    go out with a smoke and just stand there and turn your head towards the one thats talking and occasionaly laugh and say "haha yeah"
13. 2022-06-13 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #31073
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood go out with a smoke and just stand there and turn your head towards the one thats talking and occasionaly laugh and say "haha yeah"

    
    i should just drop my pants in front of them and start shitting all over the sidewalk while going "ohhh yeahhh!" like the Kool aid man
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2022-06-13 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #31074
    Kafka sweaty
    Ankle feels sprained, heavy creepers not helping
15. 2022-06-13 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #31075
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka Ankle feels sprained, heavy creepers not helping

    
    Use the other ankle
16. 2022-06-13 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #31076
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ive had a sprained ankle. 10 yrs on, it remains bothersome when i step just so, or position my foot just right...sends a jolt of ouchies up the leg.
17. 2022-06-13 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #31077
    Kafka sweaty
    He used to be a loner goth now he looks like a skaghead
18. 2022-06-13 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #31078
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ive had a sprained ankle. 10 yrs on, it remains bothersome when i step just so, or position my foot just right…sends a jolt of ouchies up the leg.

    
    first world country and people walk around for a decade on a sprained ankle because it's like a thousand bucks to fix it
19. 2022-06-13 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #31079
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster first world country and people walk around for a decade on a sprained ankle because it's like a thousand bucks to fix it

    
    Ima poor girl cant afford healthcare. Help!.hellpp!
20. 2022-06-13 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #31080
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ive had a sprained ankle. 10 yrs on, it remains bothersome when i step just so, or position my foot just right…sends a jolt of ouchies up the leg.

    
    that's Arthur Itis now lady.