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Gasoline is super cheap in Iran.

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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by blaster master We should hook them up with some nukes to bring the price of gasoline back down and tell Israel to eat wario's b-hole when he didnt wipe real good.

    Literally the only reason oil is so expensive right now is cos the jedis won't let you have Iranian oil.

    I'm not complaining, but it's true.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fill a tanker with iranian oil and sell it in a place where oil is expensive it's literally free money folx
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    Originally posted by blaster master and compaired to the saudis the iranians are like chill ass opium smoking farmers.

    The Iranians are cool. The brits and yanks were hardcore fucking them and they kicked them out, plus they had previous experience with the jedis that made them hate each other. Apparently Iranians and jedis are quite similar, culturally and even genetically. Anyway, the Iranians wound up getting fucked over. They were too soft, too nice, too trusting.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fill a tanker with iranian oil and sell it in a place where oil is expensive it's literally free money folx

    Russian crude sells at something like a $30 a barrel discount to Brent, so if you can smuggle that in it's also free money. They also have huge amounts of cheap gasoline, diesel and other distillates to sell, since they did a huge amount of Europe's refining before the war.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    and if you're gonna illegally smuggle oil you might as well hide drugs in the barrels too so you can double dip the profits
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and if you're gonna illegally smuggle oil you might as well hide drugs in the barrels too so you can double dip the profits

    If you're going to go into business at all, even smuggling, you should concentrate on your customer and deliver what they want, not try to please everyone.

    Cross border butter smuggling used to be big in Ireland, but you sound like the sort of over eager guy who'd try to inject cocaine into the butter and send a bunch of Irish grannies loopy due to accidentally spreading peruvian marching powder on their toast.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's a producer and it's also heavily subsidised domestically
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If you're going to go into business at all, even smuggling, you should concentrate on your customer and deliver what they want, not try to please everyone.

    my customer wants oil and cocaine without having to go to two stores
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I prefer American oil.
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