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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In Canada, we're paying $7.66/gallon and they also water it down with 40% ethanol, which burns four times faster than gasoline, so you fill your tank and it's gone the next day.

    how do you measure their burn rate.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Assuming this was true, then the moronic part would be being surprised when he didn't get re-elected, of which I again state he could have EASILY done if he didn't shoot himself in his own foot.

    He did get reelected. A bogus vote count does not a win make. There's a total and complete fraud in the White House.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He did get reelected. A bogus vote count does not a win make. There's a total and complete fraud in the White House.

    Herpa derpa!!!

    I already knew you were gonna say that which is why I addressed it BEFOREHAND. he could have EASILY won by a such a landslide that no amount of rigging and tampering would've helped. He was TOO STUPID to figure it out, and if you're claiming the most senile retard in presidential history outwitted Trump, haha, well that kinda makes my point for me.

    Thank you
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  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you measure their burn rate.

    With the fuel gauge.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Herpa derpa!!!

    I already knew you were gonna say that which is why I addressed it BEFOREHAND. he could have EASILY won by a such a landslide that no amount of rigging and tampering would've helped. He was TOO STUPID to figure it out, and if you're claiming the most senile retard in presidential history outwitted Trump, haha, well that kinda makes my point for me.

    Thank you

    Maybe he didn't want to win. Maybe he wanted the crazies to win it, so they would then inevitably and irresistibly reveal themselves to the American people and the entire world for what they really are.
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats If you can't beat them, shoot them.



    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Knock Knock.. Secret Service

    Let me redo this to a most recent theme

    Knock Knock

    Fona in Rex Harrison voice: Who's there

    Interrupting Secret Service Guys

    Fona: Int....


    'DOOR SMASHES IN, FLASH GRENADE'--"GET DOWN NOW AND PLACE YOUR NECK UNDER MY FOOT"
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Herpa derpa!!!

    I already knew you were gonna say that which is why I addressed it BEFOREHAND. he could have EASILY won by a such a landslide that no amount of rigging and tampering would've helped. He was TOO STUPID to figure it out, and if you're claiming the most senile retard in presidential history outwitted Trump, haha, well that kinda makes my point for me.

    Thank you

    You don't get to say herpa derpa
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe he didn't want to win. Maybe he wanted the crazies to win it, so they would then inevitably and irresistibly reveal themselves to the American people and the entire world for what they really are.

    Oh yeah I remember positing this theory a few months ago but you didn't like it.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You don't get to say herpa derpa

    Herpa derpa
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In Canada, we're paying $7.66/gallon and they also water it down with 40% ethanol, which burns four times faster than gasoline, so you fill your tank and it's gone the next day.

    Oh shut the fuck up, you show boat Maniac

    Stop exaggerating
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Herpa derpa

    You got the warning light.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You got the warning light.

    What comes next I'm nervous now
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In Canada, we're paying $7.66/gallon and they also water it down with 40% ethanol, which burns four times faster than gasoline, so you fill your tank and it's gone the next day.

    "we" shit, I just fill up a 2L bottle at the flying jay and BOOK IT son
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jun/10/donald-trump-storming-capitol-democracy-6-january

    LOL

    The danger to US democracy didn’t end on 6 January – his followers are now ripping up the safeguards that foiled them
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel bad for the next generation who probably will have to use semi automatic pistols that are rusted to shit and prone to ja-ja-jamming.

    Like fuck a drum barrel clip, i've never used one for anything when I could still possess weapons, my boy had one that he mostly used to wave around menacingly, but hanging out of his pistol it made the thing really really awkward to hold.

    Even a 30 round magazine changes the dynamics of how the pistol fires and "resets" back to a level shooting position.

    You pretty much (assuming you're not a dumbfuck who hits people with wanton stray bullets) have to train with the 30 round magazine in the glock and that's kinda pricey.

    I've never dumped 17 shots (16+1) in one go, it takes too long to do than just popping 3 and then sprinting 40 feet, crouching behind sometimes, and throwing 3 more. Then run.

    This was entirely made up.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Invariably if you know what you're doing, you can dump 16+16+16+1 with a lot less issues than you'll ever get out of a 50 round drum barrel.

    When I see that big dumbass 30 round magazine hanging out of someone's pocket, I feel more comfortable knowing they have no confidence in themselves.

    what he finna do fire 30 rounds while he stands there? He's gonna get got if he's fighting more than one person, and if he's not, then why does he need it?

    All of this goes out the window when you have full auto or burst fire, as those are meant to be streetsweepers that can put 30 bullets into your car door in less than 8 seconds in order to prevent escape and neutralize an armoured target.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dunno why you'd want more than 15 or so unless you also had a full auto sear

    (in a pistol)
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, timing
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    aldra i hope you know this, i kinda like you and find your posts to be as juicy as they are elucidating.
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