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If some dude raped your wife/girlfriend right in front of you, would you feel emasculated?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Sophie I prefer a straight road. Quick, easy, and to the point.

    and yet round abouts exist because straight roads arent always possible.
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and yet round abouts exist because straight roads arent always possible.

    When you use roads as a metaphor for directly speaking to a point or indirectly, straight roads are always possible, because they're not actually roads they re just a substitute word for a set of concepts we use to convey information.
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Speaking about incapacitating people, i ordered a telescopic baton a quality special alloy one, goes nice in your coat pocket, will definitely break someone's bones.

    Yee I have a few and like em but they aren't batons then are for tapping ur walls to find studs
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Yee I have a few and like em but they aren't batons then are for tapping ur walls to find studs

    Basically as long as the pieces lock into the handle, and the handle is an actual handle and not some more metal. That counts, also yada yada chad stud joke yada yada.
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    awful edgy in here.
  6. #26
    I'd ask him to hurry up so she could make my dinner.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Speaking about incapacitating people, i ordered a telescopic baton a quality special alloy one, goes nice in your coat pocket, will definitely break someone's bones.

    I don't know if you've ever tried to carry one before but they're pretty fucking bulky, not much chance of concealing it without a heavy coat
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would cast a spell on him and turn him into a turtle then take him home and build a big fancy aquarium for him while he watched excitedly but then I'd smash the aquarium while he watched and I'd say haha I bet you thought you were gonna get to live in that aquarium didn't you? And then I'd do turtle torture things to him for as long as I lived
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I would cast a spell on him and turn him into a turtle then take him home and build a big fancy aquarium for him while he watched excitedly but then I'd smash the aquarium while he watched and I'd say haha I bet you thought you were gonna get to live in that aquarium didn't you? And then I'd do turtle torture things to him for as long as I lived

    Your imagination is incredible. You would make a fantastic screen writer for a children's television program. Your beautiful mind is so lively, dear Wren. I love how your neurons fire.
  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I don't know if you've ever tried to carry one before but they're pretty fucking bulky, not much chance of concealing it without a heavy coat

    Well, i don't really need it to defend myself. And yeah i know they're rather bulky, i just wanna have one. I'm good on self defense weapons.
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Well, i don't really need it to defend myself. And yeah i know they're rather bulky, i just wanna have one. I'm good on self defense weapons.

    How dare him try to lecture you, as if he possesses more worldly knowledge than you? You, Sophie, are the greater intellectual.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung How dare him try to lecture you, as if he possesses more worldly knowledge than you? You, Sophie, are the greater intellectual.

    When I read this my first thought was why do you constantly insist on patronizing people and then I started thinking more about it like why would I ask you that. Why does anyone do anything and I read some Socrates and no I didn't I'm just typing this I obviously didn't stop an old read philosophical journals and then whatever. Please reply
  13. #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung How dare him try to lecture you, as if he possesses more worldly knowledge than you? You, Sophie, are the greater intellectual.

    Truth be told i am pretty sure aldra is the smartier pants of the pairs.
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Truth be told i am pretty sure aldra is the smartier pants of the pairs.

    Howard Gardner has theorized that intelligence is exhibited in multiple forms.
  15. #35
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung Howard Gardner has theorized that intelligence is exhibited in multiple forms.

    Or you could just say general intelligence. I wouldn't call a savant intelligent. They have a brain disorder.
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Or you could just say general intelligence. I wouldn't call a savant intelligent. They have a brain disorder.

    Do you enjoy living in The Netherlands? Does it annoy you when people mistakenly equate Holland with The Netherlands?
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you enjoy living in The Netherlands? Does it annoy you when people mistakenly equate Holland with The Netherlands?

    What would you say is the difference between me and say... Oh I don't know.. donttellem...when we are under the influence?

    Lol that was a loaded question and I'll answer it myself.

    1. I can still type paragraphs without spelling mistakes

    2. That's it. There's no other difference.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't like the syntax of my first point now when I reread it.

    I meant mistakes of spelling. I know what I meant.
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if your job was to spell the word 'mistakes'?

    Falco, what if that was our occupation? We go to work and our only duty is to just say out loud ," m-i-s-t-a-k-e-s" over and over.
  20. #40
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you enjoy living in The Netherlands? Does it annoy you when people mistakenly equate Holland with The Netherlands?

    It's pretty great, but sadly we don't have gun rights, and i can get in trouble bigly if the 5-0 ever found my firearm, or bomb making stuff. They'd probably say i was planning a mass casualty event. Which i am not, but i have the means to, if i wanted, and that makes me feel pretty good. But i pinky promise i will only use my firearm for target practice and self defense and explosives for entertainment.

    And no it doesn't bother me at all. It is generally understood that Americans have low IQ and are geographically impaired with the exception of the fine folks on this website of course.
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