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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. Originally posted by frala Yeah like all of us haven’t shit the bed at some point.

    This one was a gift, though.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm going to drink alot of alcohol tonight and send flirtatious messages to promiscuous women until I either pass out or they send location

    Send messages to me. I'll send you my location. Right now I'm at Lake Eunice.
  3. Im so tired
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm going to drink alot of alcohol tonight and send flirtatious messages to promiscuous women until I either pass out or they send location

    I gave up quickly after a disinterested response and instead drank and did white trash shit with my friend at my house while our baby moms hung out and his got pretty friggin hammered and his newborn daughter slept in a bassinet on a flatbed trailer. I might be alright someday
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I had some guy come up to me today and ask for money because 'I'm fucked and I'm going to jail'

    got really mad when I said no
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I had some guy come up to me today and ask for money because 'I'm fucked and I'm going to jail'

    got really mad when I said no

    Yesterday I brought some of my workers to a busy grocery store at lunch time and while pulling in a light skinned crackhead with crazy eyes immediately started asking us for smokes before we got out the vehicle, then chased us down after a worker (who knew him while he was staying in a shelter) was yelling "fuck off mike" then they yelled and threatened each other in thr parking lot while buddy scratched his neck and looked insane and children were walking around and I thought this crackhead was going to get stomped. He eventually walked away then walked back and we told him to get the fuck away, then asked if we wanted to get drunk. We went in thr store and people who heard the exchange were kinda cheering us on but when we were leaving he appeared to manage to garner some sympathy from an older white lady who gave him some money he 300% planned to spend on intoxicants. He's one of those homeless crackheads you can tell will never get better
  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How would she know they're all headed to hell?

    She found their MapQuest printouts
  8. Just had mild nervous breakdown. We gucci.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Just had mild nervous breakdown. We gucci.

    Did it include hyperventilation?

    Somehow I never have nervous breakdowns. I had one when I was like 15 after moving like 6 times in 7 months or something then after that I just self destruct
  10. I punched a door and gritted my teeth so hard i snapped my own tooth and then rolled around on the floor crying saying im so tired i dont want to do this anymore and then my mom cried and then i drank a bunch and took a bunch of backpills hoping to go to sleep but here we are.
  11. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I punched a door and gritted my teeth so hard i snapped my own tooth and then rolled around on the floor crying saying im so tired i dont want to do this anymore and then my mom cried and then i drank a bunch and took a bunch of backpills hoping to go to sleep but here we are.

    And that's your idea of fun??
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I punched a door and gritted my teeth so hard i snapped my own tooth and then rolled around on the floor crying saying im so tired i dont want to do this anymore and then my mom cried and then i drank a bunch and took a bunch of backpills hoping to go to sleep but here we are.

    Dang mang, it sounds like a case of being both overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Do you have any idea of contributing factors or a catalyst?
  13. Originally posted by Sudo Dang mang, it sounds like a case of being both overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Do you have any idea of contributing factors or a catalyst?

    Financial stuff, mom getting older, constant physical pain, legal hurdles and stuff i wont mention in open chat bc people are creepy weirdos.
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SWIM found out where an undercover cop who works in biker related operations in another province lives and wonders what he can do with this info. He lives there with 3 kids. He thinks his best course of action is to befriend him and take it from there.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo SWIM found out where an undercover cop who works in biker related operations in another province lives and wonders what he can do with this info. He lives there with 3 kids. He thinks his best course of action is to befriend him and take it from there.

    he has to touch your penis otherwise it's entrapment
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Burn his house down
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Just had mild nervous breakdown. We gucci.

    i thought u were winning
  18. Originally posted by Rape Monster i thought u were winning

    Yeah i domt think anyone here is winning we just busting ass to keep in the race
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i was too hung over to go to work today
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i was too hung over to go to work today

    bitch made
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