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  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    My partner wants to join my dog to have sex this Saturday. Should I do it?
    https://qr.ae/pvFy3m
  2. ^

    Gives the term "dog fucker" a whole new meaning.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Wake & Bake and pool maintenance while drinking hot tea ...#Adulting❤️
  4. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked aligning my chakras eating fruit and refraining from masturbation so i can blow a fat load when my lass gets back from vacation

    to flush her vagina off of other mens seamen ?
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo I bet grylls is the most polite person on this website

    Off the site

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I have taken exactly 2.5 shits in my new home.

    And exactly how did you calculate that?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. By using coulombs law
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got done using the tractor to spread the compost pile out and flattening a bunch of weeds in my way as well as busting 2 stumps out of the future garden spot
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Same thing we do every night pinky ..decide whether to go on lunch at 9 or 9:30❤️
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT just got done using the tractor to spread the compost pile out and flattening a bunch of weeds in my way as well as busting 2 stumps out of the future garden spot

    U ever thought of modifying ur tractor with cement and sheets of metal and running it through the town hall?
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no, my town hall is full of nice old people
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT no, my town hall is full of nice old people

    ok how about a democratic rally
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    in Minecraft
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just had my lunch .. chilling outside meow on the infamous bench looking at the moon 🌙
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!

    Last hour until my day off...*morphs into pink ranger"

    Let's do this

    💗
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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster ok how about a democratic rally

    corrupt government people should be held accountable however we are still trying to get remedy at this point ,, when we do go after the corrupt government we will NOT discriminate between dems and republicans, we will determine who lives and who dies by how they fight for or against the 51 constitutions and the 2020 election.
    that being said I will not be on the front lines of the movement I will be in the second wave of patriots fighting to avenge the first wave of patriots and regain the freedoms of this great country
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    doing dabs and farting in bed
  17. Originally posted by CandyRein Welp!!

    Last hour until my day off…*morphs into pink ranger"

    Let's do this

    💗

    not even black people like black ranger.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wasn't it the blue one that got turbo bullied
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra wasn't it the blue one that got turbo bullied

    I looked it up cuz I thought you meant the blue one got bullied as part of the show like part of the plot line but I see you mean they actually made fun of him off the set for being gay and he just walked out.

    The reason that I walked off is that I was called ‘f—–‘ one too many times,” Yost says in the clip (which is embedded after the jump). “I had just heard that several times while working on the show from creators, producers, writers, directors… Basically I just felt like i was continually being told I was not worthy of being where I am because I’m a gay person. And I’m not supposed to be an actor. And I’m not a superhero.”
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just rolled up my roaches for the week, got 12 joints all over 1.3 grams. apparently I only smoke the first third of a joint.
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