Sometimes i get extremely angry at my parents for having me...

1. 2022-06-02 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, because i hate taking care of myself, which, for them, is not so easy to see.
2. 2022-06-02 at 3:38 PM UTC

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   lockedin Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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   • POLECAT
3. 2022-06-02 at 9:13 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut
   don't get angry with your parents, get your head on a train track. Your worst discomfort would be cold steel on your ear while you wait for the train.
4. 2022-06-02 at 9:14 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by troon don't get angry with your parents, get your head on a train track. Your worst discomfort would be cold steel on your ear while you wait for the train.

   
   been there, done that. All it got me was a metal plate in my dome.
5. 2022-06-02 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut
   a bit of two part epoxy would have held you in place. now you just risk derailing a train with your borg head
6. 2022-06-02 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Imagine getting angry at boomers for having sex
7. 2022-06-02 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   yeah I would said hell no ma don't fuck that god damn hillbilly
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8. 2022-06-02 at 9:50 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   My parents didn't plan on having a baby but then it happened and they said "fuck it"
9. 2022-06-02 at 9:50 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Imagine getting angry at boomers for having sex

   
   they were making love.
10. 2022-06-02 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah I would said hell no ma don't fuck that god damn hillbilly

    
    but hillbillies love raising quail.
11. 2022-06-02 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My parents didn't plan on having a baby but then it happened and they said "fuck it"

    
    How is your relationship with your parents, scron?
12. 2022-06-02 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    my mom got knocked up by a fat hairy drunk alcoholic, lmao!
13. 2022-06-02 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by WellHung but hillbillies love raising quail.

    
    but if she had hooked up with a yankee boy I would be a millionaire and I prolly would have a big happy family
14. 2022-06-02 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah I would said hell no ma don't fuck that god damn hillbilly

    
    You never discuss your parents Poley. Got sumthin to hide?
15. 2022-06-02 at 9:54 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by POLECAT but if she had hooked up with a yankee boy I would be a millionaire and I prolly would have a big happy family

    
    You are a loner, Poley. You don't want/need a family. You prefer the comfort of your own shadow, and you work best alone.
16. 2022-06-02 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Rape Monster my mom got knocked up by a fat hairy drunk alcoholic, lmao!

    
    and what are his positive attributes?
17. 2022-06-02 at 10:32 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by WellHung You are a loner, Poley. You don't want/need a family. You prefer the comfort of your own shadow, and you work best alone.

    
    that wouldnt be the case if I wasnt a god damned half breed, to yankees I'm a redneck and to red necks I'm a yankee. hippy's thing I'm a hick and hicks think I'm a hippy. so I am a loner cuz I don't fit in anywhere
18. 2022-06-02 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My parents didn't plan on having a baby but then it happened and they said "fuck it"

    
    but there were no takers
19. 2022-06-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung How is your relationship with your parents, scron?

    
    i think they are both happy and surprised that I am alive
20. 2022-06-03 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Op at almost half a hundred years old you still crying about mommy and daddy.. grow tf up ..and this is coming from someone who wishes we still had Saturday morning cartoons...
    
    Cowboy up!