2022-06-02 at 3:05 PM UTC
Folks, because i hate taking care of myself, which, for them, is not so easy to see.
2022-06-02 at 3:38 PM UTC
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2022-06-02 at 9:13 PM UTC
don't get angry with your parents, get your head on a train track. Your worst discomfort would be cold steel on your ear while you wait for the train.
2022-06-02 at 9:16 PM UTC
a bit of two part epoxy would have held you in place. now you just risk derailing a train with your borg head
2022-06-02 at 9:47 PM UTC
Imagine getting angry at boomers for having sex
2022-06-02 at 9:48 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yeah I would said hell no ma don't fuck that god damn hillbilly
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2022-06-02 at 9:50 PM UTC
My parents didn't plan on having a baby but then it happened and they said "fuck it"
2022-06-02 at 9:52 PM UTC
my mom got knocked up by a fat hairy drunk alcoholic, lmao!
2022-06-03 at 2:58 AM UTC
Op at almost half a hundred years old you still crying about mommy and daddy.. grow tf up ..and this is coming from someone who wishes we still had Saturday morning cartoons...
Cowboy up!