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If there was a button that erased all record of you from existence...

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
  2. #2
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    hell no. if i had to be here to suffer through this shit why should everyone else get off the hook so easy
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  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    No but only because I have made the world a better place.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Despite hating myself I'm happy I am alive and can't really wrap my myself around the idea of suicide.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the self taught mAN
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  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master and wiped everyone's memory of you, would you press it?

    I sure as fuck would.

    why?
  7. #7
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Nope
  8. #8
    YAS KWEEN
  9. #9
    blaster master victim of incest
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Why not?

    cant articulate ur reasons, huh?
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Tired of living a life of working to do nothing but pay bills.

    Let's kill ourselves together.
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  13. #13
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  14. #14
    blaster master victim of incest
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Lead the way little daddy

    you scared?
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That seems cowardly and noble at the same time and those are two things I'm not. Fuck that life is all I've got and I'm going to do it better than the rest of these cux
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah this is actually kinda weird. My very first thought was lol of course I'd push it, it's basically the perfect suicide that lets everyone off the hook with the sadness part, but it also just feels odd to think that nobody will have ever thought of you or think of you again.. but also who really gives a shit. I guess somehow I do. That must mean something but not something important. What if it's a prank and you push it and some glowing white orb floats out and tells you you just got Punk'd and then horribly disfigures you and frames you for the horrific murder of your family?
  18. #18
    It's better to be anonymous than have your shit out there for all to see, those tiktok videos of you dancing in your skid marked underpants will not go over well when you are running for president in 20yrs etc.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's better to be anonymous than have your shit out there for all to see, those tiktok videos of you dancing in your skid marked underpants will not go over well when you are running for president in 20yrs etc.

    Embarrassing things from president's pasta clearly don't matter now so I don't think they're gonna matter when the tictac generation are the ones running for president. By then we'll probably be 'watering' our crops with Brawndo.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by mmQ Embarrassing things from president's pasta clearly don't matter now so I don't think they're gonna matter when the tictac generation are the ones running for president. By then we'll probably be 'watering' our crops with Brawndo.

    Anthony Weiner...the poster boy for keeping your shit to yourself.

    Buy yeah...in 20yrs you probably wont even be considered for President unless you have a tiktok library of embarrassing videos..."see, he's a normal guy just like us!"
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