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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I just got a 20 react post on kikeb00k for mentioning Tim Allen ratted on like 50 people then became a high level celebrity really quickly afterwards and somehow nobody calls him on it

    That was back in the OLDEN DAYS when snitching was cool
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I just shit my pants and it splattered my leg
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster And u don't post it? Nigger

    No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.

    That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal
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  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.

    I like that style
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal

    I hope it's the new trend like planking or owling. I'm gonna just embellish every single thing I talk about from now on. Be right back I have to make my move in chess, a game in which I have played 2,812 times in my life and lost just once.
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This the second time I've had to be the holy post after a satanically numerated thread is as many days AND I AM NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO BALEEF THAT IS A COINCIDENCE

    POLECAT KNOWS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT
  8. Originally posted by Sudo This the second time I've had to be the holy post after a satanically numerated thread is as many days AND I AM NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO BALEEF THAT IS A COINCIDENCE

    POLECAT KNOWS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT

    Cucked^
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the satanists now just copied all the stupid lame veggietales bullshit

    so basically, it is now a religion/philosophy where it took all the terrible cringey parts of moderate american religious culture and also got rid of any redeeming image material like cool demons/pizza/metal

    fucking cringey as hell

  10. I yelled at so many people at work today. Im prolly a dick but im very tired. Some social media influencer faggots came in trying to ship a box with their friend in it, and i was just like we’re not doing this today. When they wouldnt stop filming and wouldnt fuck off, i called them retards and said the only thing less creative than a messenger bag with SUPREME on it was doing the same lame viral video bullshit that russian youtuber did before he took a bunch of mushrooms and tried to rape that jogger, and then i kicked the box over and told them to get the fuck out of my store.
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  11. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I yelled at so many people at work today. Im prolly a dick but im very tired. Some social media influencer faggots came in trying to ship a box with their friend in it, and i was just like we’re not doing this today. When they wouldnt stop filming and wouldnt fuck off, i called them retards and said the only thing less creative than a messenger bag with SUPREME on it was doing the same lame viral video bullshit that russian youtuber did before he took a bunch of mushrooms and tried to rape that jogger, and then i kicked the box over and told them to get the fuck out of my store.

    If he's a social media influencer, he could have millions of viewers, and you could be now labelled by all of them as a party pooper.
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  13. How would she know they're all headed to hell?
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If he's a social media influencer, he could have millions of viewers, and you could be now labelled by all of them as a party pooper.

    Oy vey! sounds like a fucking honor
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Oy vey! sounds like a fucking honor

    didn't go so well for Amber
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  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra didn't go so well for Amber

    Call the amberlamps
  17. "I woke up, pulled back the blanket, and found she had left me a dried shit log on my side of the bed."
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In a way that makes me respect Amber. She could've settled outside of court to avoid all that shit, pun intended, but she faced it and even sort of won her countersuit.

    Oh wow a person left a poop in bad! Big fucking deal. The whole thing is like an episode of Always Sunny.
  19. Yeah like all of us haven’t shit the bed at some point.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm going to drink alot of alcohol tonight and send flirtatious messages to promiscuous women until I either pass out or they send location
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