The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-06-01 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #1641
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   My darts were easily the weight on a .50 caliber bullet, with miniature multi-colored tail feathers, and they'd hit so hard that when you fired it into a tree, it literally disappeared inside, tail-feathers and all.
2. 2022-06-01 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #1642
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 50 or so years ago, I used to make my own slingshots. High-powered wrist sling shots, using heavy dart projectiles. I could blow a hole clean through an averaged-sized person, no problem. My slingshots could probably even get through standard body armor. I used specialized rubbers and perfectly-chosen woods. Took me years experimenting to get the maximum performance.

   
   you tell a lot of tall tales mister old man wisdom over there
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3. 2022-06-01 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #1643
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My darts were easily the weight on a .50 caliber bullet, with miniature multi-colored tail feathers, and they'd hit so hard that when you fired it into a tree, it literally disappeared inside, tail-feathers and all.

   
   How many years did you spend perfecting them and at what age did you reach the MAX POWER? Do you still have any? Why'd you quit? Do you have any for sale?
4. 2022-06-01 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #1644
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   *insert "u don't scare me kid" here*
5. 2022-06-01 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #1645
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Questions can't be scary. I want to buy a spectral slingshot and I want to buy one NOW.
6. 2022-06-01 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #1646
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   im gonna make my own spectral slingshot with bungie cord and ballista bolts
7. 2022-06-01 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #1647
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I'd skip them across the lake and they'd skip once all the way across, and I'd see a tree branch over there on the other side, half a mile away, snap off, or a puff of white smoke.
8. 2022-06-01 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #1648
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd skip them across the lake and they'd skip once all the way across, and I'd see a tree branch over there on the other side, half a mile away, snap off, or a puff of white smoke.

   
   that's nothing mine go farther and are bigger and cooler
9. 2022-06-01 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #1649
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I forged my own darts, tried all different kinds of metals, tried all different kinds of tail-feather arrangements, different points. It's really amazing how much power you can get from a well-designed wrist-action slingshot. I could probably get off 6 shots in a minute, 7-8 shots if I was in a hurry. If any one of them hit you, it would be tearing a piece off for sure, or making a hole clean through.
10. 2022-06-01 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #1650
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I forged my own darts, tried all different kinds of metals, tried all different kinds of tail-feather arrangements, different points. It's really amazing how much power you can get from a well-designed wrist-action slingshot. I could probably get off 6 shots in a minute, 7-8 shots if I was in a hurry. If any one of them hit you, it would be tearing a piece off for sure, or making a hole clean through.

    
    Do you ever stroke ur cock while u type shit like this
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11. 2022-06-01 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #1651
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd skip them across the lake and they'd skip once all the way across, and I'd see a tree branch over there on the other side, half a mile away, snap off, or a puff of white smoke.

    
    I know you're fibbing when you skip over my genuine questions. It's how I discern between your falsehoods and your truthhoods.
12. 2022-06-01 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #1652
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How many years did you spend perfecting them and at what age did you reach the MAX POWER? Do you still have any? Why'd you quit? Do you have any for sale?

    
    Probably 5-6 years. No, I gave them away. I moved into the shadowy world of the NET gurus, which absorbed most of my time.
13. 2022-06-01 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #1653
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ I know you're fibbing when you skip over my genuine questions. It's how I discern between your falsehoods and your truthhoods.

    
    here's how to spot a spectral falsehood, his mouth/fingers are moving
14. 2022-06-01 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #1654
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster here's how to spot a spectral falsehood, his mouth/fingers are moving

    
    Frightened Level: 0.0/10
15. 2022-06-01 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #1655
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rape Monster here's how to spot a spectral falsehood, his mouth/fingers are moving

    
    Damn it! At one point he told me he liked me. Now you and practically Maury Povich are telling me that was a lie?
16. 2022-06-01 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #1656
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Frightened Level: 0.0/10

    
    Show me where I asked?????
17. 2022-06-01 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #1657
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.
    
    I WIN. lol
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18. 2022-06-01 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #1658
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.
    
    I WIN. lol

    
    I wanna see
19. 2022-06-01 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #1659
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.
    
    I WIN. lol

    
    And u don't post it? Nigger
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20. 2022-06-01 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #1660
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.
    
    I WIN. lol

    
    I just got a 20 react post on kikeb00k for mentioning Tim Allen ratted on like 50 people then became a high level celebrity really quickly afterwards and somehow nobody calls him on it
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